I have reached the stage of adulthood where a cancelled plan feels better than a raise. I am not sad, exactly, I am just tired in a way sleep does not fix, which is apparently the official mood of everyone I know. Dark humor memes are how my friends and I check on each other now. If you laugh at these, consider this a wellness check.


Arrived at 7, emotionally left at 7:05.
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Camera off is a lifestyle.
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Promoted to shrub.
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At least he is dressed for the occasion.
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OSHA approved emotional support break.
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My best ideas and worst memories, same water pressure.
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Out of office, literally in the ocean.
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Ruh roh, Monday.
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Tag in literally anyone else.
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Nothing exposes me quite like burnout memes, mostly because I have ADHD and forty browser tabs open inside my skull. I read the one about the slime monster after the meeting ends and felt seen, because I also turn back into a green blob the second the camera goes off. My manager thinks I have a great work ethic. I have a great poker face and a Monster Energy habit.
The antisocial memes are where I feel most at home, because I have been trying to log off from humanity since roughly 2019. There is a woman standing in the ocean announcing she does not wish to be perceived, and I want her job. Existential memes used to scare me, and now they read like my calendar, which includes a fake dentist appointment I invented to skip a party and then attended out of guilt.
Dark jokes about burnout are not a cry for help so much as a group text that says me too. When everyone is quietly running on fumes, laughing about it is the cheapest therapy available, and the copay is zero. Under all the gloom there is something weirdly hopeful: we are all tired together, which means none of us is actually alone.
That is all I have, my social battery just hit two percent.
I went straight from this to I Read These Dark Humor Memes And Somehow Felt Better, which did exactly what it promised. Then I hid inside 40 Introvert Memes For Everyone To Enjoy Indoors and did not answer a single text. Highly recommend the hiding.

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