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Food Memes Hit Harder Than Any Diet Plan I Have Ever Abandoned

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I have never once eaten a reasonable amount of anything, and I have made peace with it. Food is the only relationship where I show up every single day, hungry and a little too excited. It is also Halloween week, which means my kitchen counter currently looks like a candy crime scene. So when the internet serves up food memes this good, I clear my schedule, loosen the belt, and dig in.

Food memes favorite: hotel door hanger reading eating $40 worth of Taco Bell in bed.

Finally, a hotel that understands its guests.

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Tub of chocolate chip ice cream carved into steep slabs like a quarry.
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Lunchable ham slice far bigger than the round crackers, posted as a daily household injustice.

The ham is not the problem. The ham is the hero.

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Corn on the cob left on a Penn Station bathroom sink in viral food memes.
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Wrapped Big AZ jalapeño burger bought at Walgreens when the magnesium citrate was sold out.
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Orange tabby cat loafing in a bakery case between round loaves of crusty bread.

One of these is not gluten free.

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Food memes joke about boneless pizza, showing a pizza box left with only bones.
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Grocery store meat case with ghost-shaped burger patties topped with cheese and jalapeño eyes.

Spooky season finally reached the meat aisle.

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Taco plate, fries, and salsa spilled across a car seat after spending the last $18.86.
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Food memes father and son: a big cone of fries beside a tiny one.
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Empty loaf pan beside a bunch of very green bananas waiting to ripen.

Those bananas are on a countdown and they know it.

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Raising Cane's menu offering one chicken finger or a 25 finger tailgate pack.
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Hot dog served in an Olive Garden breadstick, one of the more romantic food memes.

Romance is not dead. It is wrapped in foil.

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Giant blueberries the size of a palm, compared to a Pokémon healing item.
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Brendan Fraser film still under a tweet about visiting McDonald's five days straight.
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Food memes about movie theater prices: Cheesecake Factory brisket nachos combo for $28.25.

$28.25 and the movie is still extra.

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Pita pizzas made with straight tomato paste, prompting a joke about heartburn medicine.
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Cortado with heart latte art served in an oyster shell, held over an espresso machine.
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Food memes salute a hoagie stuffed almost entirely with rolled cold cuts.

That is not a sandwich, that is a commitment.

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Costco pepperoni pizza slice with Coca-Cola cups, compared to LeBron joining the Heat.
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Taco Bell burrito being reheated on top of an old wood burning stove.

Pioneer days, but make it Crunchwrap.

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Spam text offering brisket chili and jalapeño cornbread, the kindest scam in food memes.
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Pile of spaghetti muffins for $4.99 each at a New Jersey market counter.

New Jersey refuses to be normal and I respect it.

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Birthday text saying I don't want a cake, answered with a cake that says it.
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Tiny pumpkin sugar cookie held up as pre-workout fuel in seasonal food memes.

Science agrees. Probably.

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Two bowls of colorful heirloom cherry tomatoes picked in October.
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Jelly donut photos under a tweet where a missing comma changes everything.
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Vegan philly cheesesteak and seasoned crinkle fries in a takeout box, food memes approved.

Plastic is a vegan option, technically.

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Ina Garten smiling in her kitchen, captioned about making dinner two nights in a row.
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Salmon fillets on a plate with a joke about pronouncing the L in salmon.
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My favorite people on the internet are the ones posting funny food tweets with zero shame, because they are my people. Spending your last $18.86 on tacos and then watching them hit the car seat is not a tragedy, it is a rite of passage. I once dropped a whole chicken parm sub in a parking lot and ate the middle like an archaeologist. Nobody was watching, and I would have done it anyway.

Then there are the food fails that are not fails at all, just weird food combinations made by people braver than me. Spaghetti muffins and a hoagie that is ninety percent cold cuts both deserve a parade. The only thing I cannot respect is the guy who found the ham bigger than the cracker and called his house evil. Brother, that is a blessing.

Everybody has a food habit they would never admit at a dinner party, and the internet is basically one giant confession booth with a snack bar. We laugh because we recognize ourselves in the guy reheating Taco Bell on a wood stove. Under all of it is something sweet: food is how we take care of each other, even when the hot dog bun is a breadstick.

Somewhere a cat is sitting in a bakery case, and honestly, same.

Weird Food Is Just Somebody’s Midnight Snack That Accidentally Got a Marketing Budget is the perfect second course if you still have room, and I Thought I Could Cook Until Cooking Memes Started Describing My Dinners will humble whoever does the cooking at your place. Bring a napkin.

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Posted by Thunder Dungeon Staff About the author

Thunder Dungeon Staff is the byline for galleries our team makes together, led by co-founders Roy R. and Phil M. We've been curating internet humor since 2012: finding the funniest memes, pictures and posts, crediting creators wherever we can, and adding our own take. Roy or Phil reviews every post before it goes live.

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