Halloween is Saturday, and I am once again the adult with no costume and a lot of opinions about everyone else’s. Google’s list of the most searched costumes this year includes dressing your pet as a can of Diet Coke, so the bar is lower than I feared. This is the Nightcap, a fresh round of funny pictures and memes every night, and Tuesday night’s memes are still up if you fell behind. Settle in.

Moving day, but make it one trip.
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Honestly a solid strategy.
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Reincarnation with a snack plan.
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It is twenty dollars more now.
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Kyle has a dock now. Kyle has no truck.
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Me telling you I have a costume.
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Economists hate this one weird trick.
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Yeehaw, but make it a podiatrist visit.
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She falls for the electrician by act three.
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Matching outfits, zero dignity, perfect marriage.
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If the couples costume at the end gave you an idea, I am not responsible for what happens at the party. The Morning Commute is back tomorrow with new memes of the day, and the Nightcap returns tomorrow night. If you are still stuck, these couples Halloween costumes you’ll actually want to wear and our dog Halloween costumes are a better plan than anything I have. Send this to the friend who will still be deciding at 6pm on Saturday, it is basically a public service.

Who needs to see this?
Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.






