Discontinued foods
I am not okay. I am looking at this list and I am getting emotional. Why do they do this to us? Why do they take the good stuff away? I’m talking about the Philadelphia Cheesecake Bars. You remember those? They were portable cheesecake! It was genius! And then—poof! Gone! It’s like losing a best friend who tasted like strawberries and cream.
And don’t get me started on the Altoids Sours. They destroyed the roof of your mouth, but it was worth it! It was a good pain! These companies, they think they know what we want. “Oh, let’s make a healthy option.” No! I want the Butterfinger BBs! I want to pour chocolate directly into my mouth from a bag! Bring them back! I’m hungry and I’m sad!
We all have that one snack from our childhood that simply vanished from the shelves, leaving a hole in our hearts (and stomachs). We have collected the most missed, craved, and legendary discontinued products that the internet is begging companies to bring back.
The McDonald’s Pizza is a legend. People don’t believe it existed, but it did, and it was glorious. Seeing these photos is a trip down a delicious memory lane. It reminds us that nothing gold can stay, especially if it is a limited edition Szechuan sauce.
If this list made your stomach grow, you can torture yourself further with more food nostalgia. We recommend looking at 90s snacks, nostalgia food, and childhood candy memes for more tasty throwbacks.
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