29 Funny Shower Thoughts Equal Parts Stupid and Genius

Phil

7 months ago

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “Once private space travel is a common thing, the secret disposal of bodies will be taken to a whole new level.”

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “The fact that many people still say ‘aux’ when referring to playing music in a car through Bluetooth, is the modern version of how we still say ‘filming’ when it comes to recording a video.”

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “When you eat at home with your partner, it's weird to eat different entrees, but when you eat at a restaurant with your partner, it's weird to eat the same entree.”

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “It takes getting fat to realise you weren’t fat.”

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “Generative AI has the same pitfalls as teaching apes sign language, in that it creates information based on what it thinks we want, rather than an understanding of language."

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “MCU's NYC would be very affordable to live in. Being at the center of a world-ending event every few years and a couple of city-wide disasters every single year should be enough to drop housing prices. Finally.”

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “Cavemen riding dinosaurs is more absurd than cavemen driving cars.."

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “Telling students not to use AI at all in school is exactly as useful for preventing cheating as abstinence-only sex ed is at preventing STDs and unplanned pregnancies.”

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “All those horrendous-looking clothes at the store had to be created and approved by multiple people who thought that it would actually sell.”

Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts: “Our pets could be having mild to moderate headaches at any time and we’d probably never know.”

Funny Shower Thoughts That (Probably Not) Will Blow Your Mind

I swear, my best ideas and my weirdest questions all happen when I’m staring at the ceiling in the shower. My family once found me in there, shouting “Do fish get thirsty?” and honestly, they’ve never looked at me the same. If you’ve ever finished washing your hair only to end up contemplating the secrets of the universe, you know the power of funny shower thoughts.

Funny shower thoughts have become a genre of internet comedy all their own. There’s just something about a late-night realization or a random, mildly stupid insight that makes you feel like a philosopher (or at least a meme lord). The internet is flooded with hilarious deep thoughts, weird life hacks, and those “wait, is that true?” moments. Last week, a tweet about “Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?” went viral, and suddenly everyone was sharing their best dumb smart thoughts. It’s no wonder shower thought memes and mind-blowing facts are so popular—they’re relatable, funny, and occasionally make you question your entire existence.

29 Funny Shower Thoughts That Are Equal Parts Genius and Stupid

Now that you’ve pondered all 29 funny shower thoughts, don’t be surprised if your next shower takes twice as long. Maybe you laughed at the one about “If you clean a vacuum, aren’t you the vacuum cleaner?” Or maybe you started rethinking your entire approach to socks. These random insights are a reminder that sometimes the weirdest questions lead to the best laughs. After seeing these, I guarantee you’ll never look at a shampoo bottle (or the world) the same way again.

For more brain-bending nonsense like these funny shower thoughts, don’t miss our posts on hilariously useless inventions, viral life advice gone wrong, and the wildest “Did you know?” facts you never needed to know. Welcome to the club—where overthinking is a competitive sport.

Phil

Phil M., Co‑Founder & Content Strategist Phil is one of Thunder Dungeon’s co‑founders, doubling as our resident meme analyst and dark‑room brainstormer. He specializes in trend‑spotting across social platforms and shapes the editorial calendar to keep our galleries fresh, topical, and worthy of your valuable procrastination.