Every kid who trick-or-treated somewhere cold knows the heartbreak of a perfect Halloween costume buried under a puffy winter coat. I was a ninja one year, technically, but every neighbor saw a marshmallow holding a sword. This is our daily dig through the classic memes, and yesterday’s trip through the vault is right here if you missed it. Zip up and scroll down.

Three beds, zero acoustics.


First cold snap energy.



Chef's kiss, apparently.



Gone, along with screw number six.



Easiest costume of the year, and the warmest.



Still the best mashup ever made.



Adding this to my LinkedIn.





Seat belts were also a suggestion.


Hank has never been wrong.
The sweater dog is me the first week it drops below fifty, wearing every layer I own at once, and I will not be taking questions. Half of these old memes are older than my car and still run better, which says more about my car than the memes. The viral tweets hold up too, especially the one about spending forty dollars, which is my entire personality on a Saturday. And the Cabbage Patch coat zip is the most accurate picture of the 80s I have ever seen, because my mom absolutely did that.
The next batch of classics comes out of the vault tomorrow afternoon, same time as always, with a fresh pile of vintage memes I should have forgotten years ago. This year I am going as Tony Soprano, because a bathrobe fits over a coat and I have finally learned my lesson. If you still need more, yesterday’s meme dump is right there, and Monday’s Furby edition has some of the best memes we have dug up all month. And if one of these took you back, send it to whoever you trick-or-treated with in a coat two sizes too big.





