The Nightcap: 24 Best Funny Memes Cheaper Than Halloween Candy

Roy R Oct 21, 2026 09:00 PM EDT

A fisherman silhouetted against an orange sunset over a lake, reeling up a smartphone on a charger cable, featured for tonight's best funny memes.

Halloween candy costs more again this year, and I caught myself doing per-piece math in the seasonal aisle like a guy buying a used car. I read a whole list of the cheapest Halloween candy and still put a bag back. So tonight’s best funny memes are free, a fresh batch every night, same as the last Nightcap. The porch light is on for these.

Man in a backwards cap riding a glowing hoverboard while standing at a bathroom urinal

Commitment to the bit.

Text post about being raised an overthinker, needing a seven minute meltdown before figuring it out

Bodybuilder in a huge blue suit sitting silently at a panel table, a meme about quiet hangouts

Peak social battery management.

Tweet suggesting Apple Pay should cancel a purchase if you look sad during Face ID

Two people napping on cardboard by the ocean in sleeping bags shaped like tauntauns from Star Wars

Construction crew of managers watching one worker named Dave dig a trench, joking about letting Dave go

Dave is the whole company.

Tweet ordering a Crunchwrap Supreme and Baja Blast like a fancy farm to table dinner

Chicken on a haystack looking up at a T rex shaped cloud saying remember who you are

Tweet telling facial recognition it's okay because they don't recognize themselves anymore either

Store shelves of Halloween candy bags priced at $24.92, captioned porch light will be off this year

I counted the pieces. I'm not proud.

SpongeBob and Patrick grinning beside Cristiano Ronaldo in a suit, comparing search help with an old Reddit answer

Tweet about who will block their view at a concert, above a woman with voluminous hair

Coworker holding a whole steak in a plastic sandwich bag, eating it like a hot pocket

Respect the efficiency, fear the man.

Snow footprints arranged into a cheeky shape with the word slippery and a worried emoji

Crow perched above a rusted pipe in the woods, captioned this is where I post from

Dark mode tweet making a crude joke about washing kitchen knives with a sponge

Tweet about putting on a dog's harness for the millionth time and the dog still panicking

Every single walk is the first walk.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman with a funny memes caption about losing everything except his virginity

Thanos saying possible in reply to Tom Cruise missions taking place before 1962

Women in a public restroom stuffing bunches of hot dogs in their mouths, joking about group bathroom trips

Vintage style fake McDonald's ad of a smiling woman with a bleak quote and free small fries

Fries soften the existential dread.

Nathan Fielder in an oversized suit, joked as what Christopher Nolan sees before losing best director

Tweet comparing scrubbing a dog's water bowl daily with never washing their own water bottle

Fisherman at sunset reeling up a dropped phone by its charger, among tonight's best funny memes

Catch of the day: one cracked phone.

A LION DOESN’T CONCERN HIMSELF MEME T-SHIRT

“Whole Sylvania is Trans?” Vampire Meme T-Shirt

Inaudible Nerd Breathing Minimalist Graphic Tee

The best funny memes of the night

Somewhere a guy is still riding that hoverboard, and honestly, good for him. The next round of the best funny memes lands tomorrow night, and the Morning Commute covers you before that. If you need more before bed, there are dog memes for the dog people and a Halloween meme dump for the rest of us. If one of these made you snort, pass it to whoever else is still awake.