I bought the Halloween candy two weeks early so I would not forget it, and that was the mistake. The bag is mostly wrappers now, and not one trick-or-treater has seen a single piece. If you are new here, a fresh batch of memes lands every day around lunch, and yesterday’s meme dump is still up if you missed it. Grab whatever survived in your candy bowl and start scrolling.
Home security system: two boots and pure confidence.
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Pink smoothie, heavy heart.
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Thriving, and furious about it.
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He waited up for you. For weeks.
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Shark Tank passed on this, and they were wrong.
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Ten years later and the grudge is in great shape.
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My vocabulary just took a pay cut.
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The flying car showed up. The girlfriend did not.
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A few of these funny memes hit way too close to home. I am the guy with two boots by the door, except mine are there because I am too lazy to put them away, and that little skeleton waiting in bed is a pretty accurate picture of my sleep schedule now that it gets dark at dinnertime. The Kirby smoothie is still haunting me, mostly because I know I would drink it in about four seconds. Somebody also mapped out Australia more honestly than any travel brochure ever has, and I have quietly decided to stay home.
Another round of hilarious memes lands tomorrow at noon, whether my candy survives the week or not. Until then, yesterday’s classic memes are good for the afternoon slump, and an older batch about losing the Halloween decoration race somehow feels more relevant every single day. If one of these funny pictures got a real laugh out of you, send it to the friend who still owes you candy from 2009 with the share buttons below.
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