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32 Parenting Memes From Moms and Dads on the Front Lines

Roy R. Mar 30, 2023 09:00 AM EDT

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some lady messaged me and said i'm not a good mom because i probably feed my kids frozen dinosaur chicken nuggets and I was super offended because obviously if king cook them first. — Save

My kid created what I thought was an angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guy but then I flipped it around.. — Save

The wife and mother I'd hoped to be The wife and mother I am — Save

Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them... Then you hit the ground, but you don't die. You get up and cook dinner. — Save

a baby was staring at me in target so i started waving to her & she waved back & the mom whipped around & was like OMG & i was like oh sorry i was just waving to your baby & she was like THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED in the store bc we were so excited — Save

I'm like an avocado in that l'm only pleasant for a short period of time and it's up to you to figure out when that is — Save

My camera roll after trying to get a normal photo of my kid smiling — Save

When I ask my husband to take a photo of me When he asks me to take a photo of him — Save

WHEN YOU HEAR "MOMMY" FOR THE 3,435TH TIME WITHIN THE HOUR — Save

Beginning of bedtime: Oh, darling. 30 minutes into bedtime: NOW YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP, OR I WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP — Save

This next song is called "I Just Cleaned the Kitchen. Why are There Dishes in the Sink Again?" — Save

When I see my husband walk into the bathroom with his phone. — Save

Me waving at my neighbors like they haven't just heard me cuss out my entire household because I found a sock on the floor. — Save

Me trying to seduce my husband after the kids finally go to bed — Save

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Me cleaning out my kid's car seat — Save

Parents: I can't wait to sleep in this weekend! Kids at the asscrack of dawn: @momsconfession Guess what Motherfer! — Save

The things my kid has to tell me at bedtime The things my kid has to tell me when asked about their day at school — Save

The things my kid has to tell me at bedtime The things my kid has to tell me when asked about their day at school — Save

Doctor: have you been drinking water, exercising, getting rest and practicing self-care? Me: @nofilterblonde — Save

My kid after going to an amusement park, eating cotton candy, buying a souvenir, and then being asked to go to bed: — Save

"are you a morning person or a night person?" me: I am barely even a person. — Save

stop getting mad about getting older. you think gouda gets mad when it gets older?? no. it's just gets more expensive at trader joe's. be like gouda!! know your worth!!!!! — Save

Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: — Save

Can someone explain why the hell every single place for children opens at 10 or even 11 am??? Like I have been up since 5:15. I have lived five lives and made two meals by TEN AM. — Save

As a kid I thought Sally Field was such a killjoy in Mrs. Doubtfire. Now I'm like HE BROUGHT A DAMN PONY * INTO # THE * HOUSE — Save

As a kid, I never understood why my mom would just go lie down in her room in the dark. She wouldn't sleep, she'd just be laying there in her bed in silence. I get it now. — Save

Me sitting with my overtired toddler who is definitely not tired and doesn't need a nap — Save

Trying to comfort my sick child knowing full well I'm going to be the next one who's deathly ill — Save

When you hear new parents say they aren't going to allow their kids to have screen time. — Save

Kids, making requests and asking questions to mom when dad is right tf there — Save

Me: No, you can't have a snack, I'm cooking dinner. My kid: — Save

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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