Every great homemade Halloween costume gets finished the morning of, with a glue gun and whatever was in the recycling. The best one I saw this year was a trash bag with a sign taped to it, and I respect it more than the $60 costume I bought in a bag. The Morning Commute brings a fresh pile of daily memes every morning, and earlier this week’s batch is still warm. Scroll before the glue dries.
October is the only month I look this ready.
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Technically, she listened.
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Cheapest costume, deepest wound.
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The parent tax is real and I pay it.
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Sold out by October 2nd.
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Proud of you, I guess.
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Failed by Tuesday.
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Me, near any pie.
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Big Miss Steak won Halloween.
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Fresh daily memes for Halloween morning
If your costume is still a concept, the no effort crowd in this batch just gave you permission. The next round of morning memes lands tomorrow, and the Nightcap shows up tonight for the evening shift. Until then, there are plenty of funny kids Halloween costumes and bootleg Halloween costumes to judge from the couch. If one of these made you snort into your coffee, pass it to the friend who is still hot gluing something.
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