Halloween finally landed on a Saturday, which means no excuses and also no candy, because I bought the big bag two weeks ago for the trick-or-treaters and then became the trick-or-treater. So this meme dump is what I’m doing at lunch instead of panic-driving to the store. A fresh pile of funny memes shows up here every day around noon, and yesterday’s batch is still sitting there if you missed it. Here’s today’s.
Best costume of the year, zero dollars spent.
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Delegating to future me, as is tradition.
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Wario, every single time.
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Romance isn't dead. It just smells weird.
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Touch grass, but make it Wi-Fi.
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I will never order the shake again.
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First contact, and we led with this.
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TSA cleared it, somehow.
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Mimic. Definitely a mimic.
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Spooky and accurate.
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A few of these hit close to home. I have put a traffic cone, spiritually, over at least three problems in my life and walked away for the night, and I would absolutely buy a watermelon just to leave it on a stranger’s porch. The skeleton dressed as its owner is the best costume work of the year, and nobody even had to buy anything. If you came for hilarious memes and funny pictures of people making bad decisions with total confidence, I think we covered it, and then some, and the Reese’s at the end hurt me personally.
Tomorrow’s batch lands at noon, right around when the candy hangover peaks and you start eyeing the discount bin at the grocery store. If you need more before then, yesterday’s classic memes are a good palate cleanser, and Tuesday’s meme dump is still out there for anyone who never did figure out a costume. And if one of these made you snort, send it to the friend who already ate their kids’ Halloween haul with the share buttons below.
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