Halloween is Saturday and I still do not have a costume, so I am maybe two days from wearing a flannel and calling it lumberjack with a straight face. Every adult I know is in the same spot, quietly pricing out cat ears. While we all stall, here is the daily lunch batch, picking up right where yesterday’s meme dump left off. Eat your sandwich and scroll slowly.

Every block had one, and nobody could prove it.


Today did a lot, honestly.



The McChicken was the real commitment.


A cantaloupe is basically a starter home.




Rest easy, green hill wallpaper.



That is the whole schedule, yes.




Family tree, trimmed.



My brain has one popup and it's this one.


Lunch with a plan.

Somewhere in there is a guy who turned Bob Ross into a slasher villain, and he has already won Halloween for the rest of us. I respect anyone who commits that hard, mostly because my own costume plan is a bedsheet, two eyeholes and a lie. The funny memes about the full size candy bar house hit closest, though, because I still remember exactly which house gave them out and which shortcut got you there first. I would walk there today, as a grown man, with a pillowcase and zero shame.
The next batch of hilarious memes lands tomorrow at noon, costume or no costume, and I will probably still be in the flannel. If your lunch break still has some life in it, yesterday’s classic memes are scarier than they have any right to be, and last Thursday’s meme dump still holds up just fine. And if one of these funny pictures made you snort at your desk, send it to the coworker who heard you, then hit a share button below so we can find a few more people like you.






My costume this year is the Windows XP error sound when someone asks me what my costume is.