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[40 MEMES] Old But Gold – Your daily classic meme megadump

Phil M. Nov 18, 2022 02:00 PM EST · Updated 4 years ago

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Me after completing exactly one (1) task on my to do list — Save

when u want attention but he's busy so u gotta be "understanding" — Save

jame @videojame i love when cats loaf. just sitting there being like a bread. vibing — Save

when u set 20 alarms in the morning and sleep through all of them and are late to everything Why are you like this — Save

i love that this guy from my kindergarten class has been dreaming of my mom's fry bread for over 20 years AND THAT HE MESSAGED ME FOR THE RECIPE !!! MESSENGER now Haley, This is super random but wayyy back in kindergarten your mom made us these bread roll things with what seemed to be topped with powdered sugar. I want to find the recipe but the closest thing I have found is beignets & I'm certain t. — Save

my veterinarian: don't forget we offer a military discount! me to my cat: have you served in the military — Save

look at my cat, look at it, look at it, look at this cat, look at it, look at my cat, look at my cat, look, look — Save

please let me stop overthinking every situation — Save

The 1990s can be defined by buying a CD on the strength of the one good song you heard on the radio. — Save

Regular back: -will hurt eventually boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright — Save

huge plans tonight off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try eating several orders of crab rangoon you certainly will not regret eating several orders of crab rangoon — Save

got my own house at 17 dill T-Mobile 11:38 PM © 0 8% T M Mom iMessage Today 8:21 PM Gi hey mom im going to live by myself Great Today 11:38 PM your bags are on the driveway Delivered — Save

My professor for my online class was mad when nobody showed up for the first day, then realized it was an online class — Save

Andre The Giant with a young Dwayne Johnson. @TheRock — Save

Just informed them there won't be a Second Breakfast…. nor an Elevenses. — Save

Y'all don't know what it was like before memes. One joke from Billy Madison had to last you like 5 years — Save

I'm pretty sure that this is what people see when I get angry — Save

sty i told u what was bothering me and cried in front of you. that wasn't very "bottles everything up and deals with it alone? me. — Save

when someone asks you "what do you do for fun?" and you come face to face with how boring you are — Save

33% of your job as a dad is staring at your kids like this until they act right — Save

Who's idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food — Save

If you're happy and you know it... — Save

On a date with my wife and Nickelback came on at the bar, this is peak America it doesn get better and you're lying if you disagree — Save

Nobody thinks about how nursing homes will be full of people mindlessly quoting SpongeBob at each other in 40 years — Save

No Context Brits @NoContextB... • 5h • 5h: What's the best nickname you've ever heard? O 4,702 4 1,023 C 5,981 A tothe NDY @A tothe NDY Replying to @NoContextBrits I read one recently about somebody knowing a guy called Antony at work and he was only 5ft tall so his nickname was "Shetland Tony" — Save

Viktor Winetrout @C. The computer beat me in chess so I'm downloading viruses — Save

Perfect background for Zoom and Teams calls doesn't exist... — Save

"Mom I missed the bus" — Save

Clients in their first therapy session meme — Save

Today my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes — Save

emily dickinson really wrote to sue " tore open your letter and licked the envelope's seal for any lingering taste of you" and historians thought they were just friends — Save

G. K. Chesterton @GKCdaily What we should try to do is make politics as local as possible. Keep the politicians near enough to kick them. — Save

When you google something to support your argument and realize you're wrong — Save

When your homie bummed out but you dont know how to properly console them Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? — Save

stoned cold fox @roastmalone Wanna feel old? Monday was this week. — Save

Thank goodness they are back in stock — Save

Rads @FeelingEuphoric Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fi aked this up more — Save

av clark @annevclark NION How Millennials started vs How we're doing Ashley Olsen goes hiking with a drink in one hand and a machete in the other By Jessica Bennett — Save

me after typing out just my name on a job application — Save

when ur under 12 different layers of stress n anxiety but ur still trying to maintain the appearance of functionality — Save

<a href="https://www.boltmug.com">www.boltmug.com </a> <- 3 Years ago we set out to invent a heated mug that you could wash in the dishwasher and would keep your tea or coffee at the perfect temperature for 4+ hours. For those that remember, we had a wildly successful kickstarter, manufactured and shipped thousands of units and now we have finally launched our online store! If you’re looking for a completely unique and awesome Christmas present for someone who is constantly dealing with cold cups of coffee, check it out. Whether it’s with Thunder Dungeon (and the Thunder app that pays users) or with BOLT (and the BOLT heated mug), we always try to make amazing things for our community (YOU) that make your lives a little better. We couldn’t do it without you. Have a look and tell us what you think <a href="https://www.boltmug.com">www.boltmug.com </a> Love, Roy and Phil.
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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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