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Philcrasturbation

Phil M. Nov 18, 2022 04:00 PM EST

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9 Dave Scheidt @DaveScheidt I understand everyone is having fun making fun of Twitter right now and I don't want to tone police but PLEASE remember to also make fun of the crypto crash happening right now as well. — Save

@lanyardigan It's actually pronounced former jifted child — Save

how it feels to wake n bake — Save

@lanyardigan It's actually pronounced former jifted child — Save

argumate Follow what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there's only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other's existence — Save

Dave @DaveApnea thought I was giving my 13yr old son a valuable lesson in expensive consequences of bad design letting him print his idea for "Please don't touch the wildlife". Instead, after 220 sales and enough money to buy his first car I only gave him the lesson that the internet is a slut THISIS A BIG NONO AROUND HERE — Save

My barber after completely fucking up my hair Perfection. — Save

girl help my executives are dysfunctioning — Save

When you finally finish texting all your hoes "good morning". — Save

ret @rad milk my male biological clock is ticking (i need to die in a war soon) — Save

eli yudin @eliyudin ME ON A DATE: hello. I sleep 12 hours a day and need 2 coffees and a zoloft in order to buy toilet paper. Do you want to hang out for the next 50 years — Save

taproot-bread Follow Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me — Save

Tank.Sinatra 0 @GeorgeResch Leaked pics of Zac Efron as Lord Farquaad from new live action Shrek remake — Save

Leukos @LeukOs I think I'm having a stroke : Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)13:50:24 No.344052102 FFXIV is only "difficult" because the classes are needlessly complex and the raids are bloated with mechanics. WoW difficulty is more genuine since it's based on gear checks, while FFXIV difficulty is artificial since it's gatekeeped by skill. — Save

Found this at work. I've never trusted anything in my whole life as much as somebody trusts this buildings wiring. That's 7x10 power strips plugged into a single power outlet. — Save

The Lord of the Rings The Lord of the Rings (book version) (film version) Tom Bd — Save

dinner genius @gloomfather Male friendships are chill af. No drama, no bullshit. Haven seen or contacted my best friend in 10 years — Save

Rep. Jim Jordan & @Jim Jordan Hark! A beautiful way to adorn and add festive cheer to the Christian home WILLIAMS SONOMA HOME 田 D Save Spiral Art Glass Christmas Tree. — Save

Ted Cruz @ @creativeasshOle • 2h Replying to @B3nSh4piro The first time I entered my human wife, I said, groaning into her ear, "This is exactly how mother said it would feel." O7 17 113 1,646 "Ben Shapiro" (Author of I • 2h Omg you got me kinda horny right now Mr. Cruz — Save

Me waiting for someone other than myself to touch my peener — Save

dinner genius @gloomfather Male friendships are chill af. No drama, no bullshit. Haven seen or contacted my best friend in 10 years

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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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