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A Thursday Meme Dump for Whoever Already Called Dibs on the Rolls

Phil M. Nov 12, 2026 12:00 PM EST

Thanksgiving is two weeks out, which means the family group chat has started handing out side dishes, and somebody already called dibs on the rolls, the easiest job in America. I respect the hustle. There is a fresh batch here every day at noon, and if yesterday’s meme dump went down easy, this one goes down easier. No casserole required, and nobody has to bring the rolls.

Small orange kitten peeking over a pub table beside a pint, in this meme dump. — Walter is the best wingman in town.
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Wrestlers shaking hands labeled coffee before work and last night's roller dogs, then a poop making you late. — Save

Side by side of Home Alone and Die Hard, calling one Die Hard for kids. — Same plan, smaller pajamas.
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Meme dump handshake labeled concert video and fireworks video you recorded, agreeing that nobody cares. — Save

Airport poster introducing Bean the beagle, who sniffs bags and would like your sandwich. — Save

Tweet of a vet telling Jon Arbuckle his cat cannot eat an entire lasagna every day. — Save

Meme dump tweet about fake urgency at work, needing a deck by end of day nobody opens. — Save

Truck underside with a harmonica zip tied on, explaining a customer's whistling noise when driving. — Diagnosis: one friend, extremely committed.
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Tweet joking about a girl who is still weird saying she was so weird back then. — Save

Night camera photo of a fox tilting its head, in a meme dump post about confused animals. — Save

Grilled cheese sliced into three wedges from the center, praised as forward thinking for sandwiches. — The Mercedes logo of lunch.
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Economist tweet asking why millennials aren't buying diamonds, with a reply from a grocery store worker. — Save

Meme dump text about JK Rowling and a pun name, above a man looking up in disbelief. — Save

Painting of a bloodhound lounging by a fire, captioned about chilling until anxiety shows up. — Every Sunday night, accurately painted.
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Tweet about loving to say sounds good at work when you do not care at all. — Save

Robot from a movie strapped down with sparks, paired with a joke post about a license plate camera. — Save

Pink scaleless snake curled on wood chips, with comments calling it a lewd noodle, in this meme dump. — He looks cold and also embarrassed.
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Tweet joking about being Skyrim's strongest Nord until a tavern flirtation goes sideways. — Save

Tweet about thinking Dunkin invented a mascot named Gronk, with Rob Gronkowski holding drinks. — Save

Meme dump text post calling Hallmark Christmas movies cheesy, then admitting to watching ten of them. — Ten is a conservative estimate.
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Tweet about a Godzilla director using his two cats fighting as inspiration for a monster brawl. — Save

Tweet saying they sleep like a rotisserie chicken when asked back, stomach or side. — Save

One star escape room review about arriving late, and the owner explaining the group already escaped. — The owner chose violence, politely.
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Tweet saying if they were bald they would wear snake shaped eyewear wrapping around the head. — Save

Darth Vader holding a lava lamp gift with a tag reading from Obi-Wan, closing this meme dump. — Too soon, Obi-Wan.
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The kitten who got brought out to the bar because nobody else was free is the best decision anyone made this week, and that includes my decision to buy a third phone charger for no reason. Funny memes about work hit different on a Thursday: the fake urgency one is a little too real, and I sent a sounds good email this morning that I did not mean even a little bit. Also, the Home Alone take is correct, the escape room owner deserves a raise, and I will not be debating it at Thanksgiving.

The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, and tomorrow happens to be Friday the 13th, so step around the ladders and come back hungry for more. Until then, yesterday’s classic memes are waiting, and the Monday meeting edition still has a few hilarious memes and funny pictures in it. Bean the airport beagle should be running the whole airport, by the way, and I would happily hand him my sandwich. If something in here made you laugh out loud in a quiet office, hit the share buttons below and make it everybody else’s problem too.

Old oil painting of a bloodhound lounging on a rug beside a fireplace, the featured pick from today's meme dump.

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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.