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A Monday Meme Dump for Anyone Who Agreed to This Meeting on Friday

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Every Friday at 4:59 I agree to a Monday morning meeting, because Monday feels like a problem for a completely different person. That person is me, and I’ve been on mute since nine. We run a fresh batch every day at lunch, and yesterday’s meme dump is there if you missed the family tech support. Turn your camera off and start scrolling.

Fluffy white dog squinting in this meme dump, asking why it is awake at 5am.
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Two cartoon cats in bed, one sweating over the movie it picked on a laptop.
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Meme dump photo of corn dog slices plated like sushi with chopsticks and mustard.

I would eat all of this and tell no one.

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Tweet calling it surprising that mathematicians and software engineers get automated before truck drivers.
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Muscular green owl in a meme dump, threatening someone for skipping Enochian language lessons.

He's been waiting in my phone since March.

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Tweet saying if you woke up as a worm, you would still check your phone.
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Meme dump shot of a red-haired singer glaring, arms crossed, about locals seeing tourists.

Welcome to our town, please leave.

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Man with a mustache glaring over the words be the reason HR gets involved.
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Cyclops action figure shown with and without his visor, leaving one odd slit.

This toy owes me an apology.

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Meme dump tweet about a roommate and a strangely eaten grapefruit in the trash.
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A Bug's Life villain Hopper with a tweet noting Disney never merchandises that movie.
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Tweet joking about returning from the psychiatrist and using a slur, partly obscured.
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Meme dump reaction of a grinning woman to a headline about an Ozempic side effect.
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Tweet teasing a gardening innuendo that turns out to be about planting peonies.
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Glittering cartoon alien on a bed with a martini, joking about weekend dissociation.

My weekend, minus the sparkle.

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Meme dump reddit thread about Halo 3 that ends with a crude, downvoted reply.
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Etruscan vase showing a man dangling something for a leaping cat, shared in a tweet.

Cats have been ignoring us for 2,500 years.

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Tweet with a book passage arguing wasting time is a strange accusation we invented.
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Wolverine with arms crossed among pointed guns, joking about Redditors saying age is a number.

Every reply guy, in his own head.

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Meme dump tweet comparing the shape of Mississippi to Carl from The Simpsons.
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Cute comic of a frog answering a greeting by complaining about its knees.

That's the whole conversation after 35.

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Crying man realizing kids use the year you were born as fake online ages.
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Designer shirt with scattered mismatched buttons, paired with a nightmare about being late for work.

My exact dream, down to the late part.

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Meme dump tweet about worms slithering toward him at the park during a first date.
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Inflatable raccoon costume captioned about giving off weird and unmedicated instead of mysterious vibes.

HR has asked me to stop doing this.

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I said I would circle back on three things before lunch, and I have circled back on zero. The funny memes help, especially when you are pretending to read a spreadsheet, and a small dog awake at 5am has never looked more like my whole department. Some of these hilarious memes got me a look from the guy across the room, and the funny pictures of a corn dog dressed up as sushi made me hungry in a way I am not proud of.

The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, whether or not that meeting turns into a follow-up meeting. If you have a few more minutes before anyone notices, yesterday’s classic memes are good for anyone who ever panicked over a book report, and the heat edition is still warm. If any of this got you through the morning, use the share buttons below and forward it to the coworker who keeps saying per my last email. They can put it on the agenda.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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