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The Morning Commute: 25 Daily Memes for a Costco Run That Got Out of Hand

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Sunday morning is when I go to Costco for paper towels and come home with a rotisserie chicken, a pillowcase of almonds, and no memory of the drive. I have never once left with just the paper towels. A new round of daily memes shows up here every morning, and Thursday morning’s stack is still up if you missed it. Grab a cart and start scrolling.

Red Olympic mascot seated at a boardroom table among business people, a work meeting meme.

Nodding along, understanding nothing.

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Reply saying a new Costco membership pays for itself in $1.50 hot dogs within weeks.

Financial advice I will actually follow.

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Store shelf stacked with boxes of green Mountain Dew Dunker donuts, captioned the FDA is a joke.
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Tweet wondering whether people with statues were important or just knew a guy who made statues.
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Collage of nineties dinosaurs from movies, TV and games in a born in the late 1900s joke.

I rode Yoshi. I have seniority.

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Tweet joking that success only takes one good idea, delusional friends and an overseas supplier.
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Bathroom sink carved from wood with dark water stains spreading along every seam.
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Tweet inventing a Dune sequel ending where Timothée Chalamet finds sand in his pocket and makes a pun.
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Medieval painting of a bearded man in a round tub with a white bird perched on his head.
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Text messages repeatedly asking about 8am hot dogs this morning, answered with one question mark.
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Listen up if your girl has a twin meme that reveals she is actually the Voyager space probe.
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Short tweet making a one-letter pun on the name of the Strait of Hormuz.
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Man praying beside sourdough, blue cheese, injera and kefir in a shout out to fermentation meme.

Thank you, bacteria, for your service.

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Social media post confessing a deep love of Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce as a strategic weakness.
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Zelda Ocarina of Time screenshot of King Zora on his throne with a crude caption about Hyrule's water.
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Tweet about accidentally sending mum a private photo, then covering it by booking a medical checkup.
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Phone split screen running a mobile game beside a cat video, an attention span joke.
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Plate of hollowed cucumber rounds stuffed with diced cucumber, labeled all cucumber sushi, or cushi.

Cucumber, with a side of cucumber.

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Tweet balancing fibre and bone density goals with four margaritas and Mr Brightside on the speakers.
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Lumpy homemade Easter lamb cake under melting white frosting with wide googly eyes, one of today's daily memes.

It knows what you did.

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Comment thread warning against drinking before a flight, answered that he is not the pilot.
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Thought Catalog post sharing new night photos of a tired Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette outside.
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Tweet mocking tech bros who chat with flattering AI, paired with the steak scene from The Matrix.

Ignorance is a subscription now.

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Traffic camera images of a driver eating straight out of a cooking pot while behind the wheel.

Meal prep, but mobile.

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The Undertaker with his manager peeking behind him, in daily memes about a mom enforcing N64 turns.

Mom was the best manager I ever had.

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Fresh daily memes for a slow Sunday morning

If your trunk is full of things that were never on the list, nobody here is judging. The Nightcap brings a new round tonight, and the next Morning Commute pulls in tomorrow, right on time for Monday. In between, there is a whole cart of Costco memes and a stack of food memes that pair nicely with a $1.50 hot dog. And if someone in your house needs a laugh before the week starts, pass these along with the buttons below.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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