The first time the heat kicks on every fall, the whole house smells like somebody toasted a lint trap. I stood over the vent anyway, warming my hands like a guy at a barrel fire. That is roughly the mood of this hump day meme dump, the fresh pile we put out every day at lunch, and yesterday’s batch is still sitting there if you missed it. Grab your sandwich and start scrolling.

Finally, a desk accessory with a backstory.
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A better mission statement than my job has.
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Subtle. Very subtle.
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He looks more relaxed than I've been since August.
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Bring your own books. All four thousand of them.
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The casting department did not miss once.
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My time has come.
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Make it so, but quietly.
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Three yeses and zero mercy.
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Mind the gap, little guys.
SaveI laughed hardest at the baby chick on the hunting sign, which says a lot about where I am emotionally this week. Somewhere between the shrimp commuting to work and the group chat that answered yes three times, this turned into a solid batch of hilarious memes. Some are funny memes you will send to a friend right away, and some are funny pictures you will screenshot and never mention again, and both count. I also now want a Magneto on my desk, and I have no paper clips and no plan for where the paper clips would come from.
The next meme dump lands tomorrow at noon, so set an alarm or just get hungry at the right time. If you need something older and weirder before then, yesterday’s trip through the classics is waiting, and the Monday meme dump from earlier this week still holds up. Did anything here make you snort at your desk? Send it to the coworker who needs it most with the share buttons below.

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