Somewhere around the first week of November, the big toy catalog used to show up, and I circled half of it in pen like I had a budget. Nobody got me the go-kart. If you are new, this is a daily dig through the classic memes, the old favorites I refuse to let die, picking up from yesterday’s trip through the classics. No circling required, just scroll.
He has never been prouder of anything.
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The late 1900s. I need to lie down.
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We would if we could, officer.
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The spring lives in the carpet now.
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Detective work: one suspect remains.
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Even the bank app is being polite about it.
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Canadian tuxedo, international edition.
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She falls for the lineman by act three.
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The professor email hurt me personally, because I still think of the 1990s as about ten years ago and I will not be taking corrections. I have taken apart more pens in meetings than I have finished projects, and I have never once found the spring afterward. These old memes hold up better than my knees do, and the viral tweets about rent and tacos somehow got more accurate with age. Some of the best memes are just people noticing prices before the rest of us were ready to.
Another round of vintage memes lands tomorrow afternoon, same dusty shelf, same questionable taste, and I will be at the front of the line, still mad about the go-kart. If you somehow need more, Monday’s meme dump is still fresh, and the vault edition from last week has a few I forgot I loved, including one I have apparently been quoting wrong for fifteen years. If one of these got a real laugh out of you at your desk, pass it along with a share button below, the way we used to forward chain emails, minus the curse.
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