The Monday after Halloween in grade school was the busiest trading floor in America: two Kit Kats for one full-size Snickers, no questions asked, and the kid holding Almond Joys went home broke. I was that kid. These days I trade classic memes instead, a fresh stack every afternoon, and yesterday’s dig is right here if you missed it. Here’s today’s lot.
Hello, I would like one burrito.
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Currently a solid seven, trending toward nine.
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Peak engineering, honestly. Measure twice, snack once.
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You're welcome, by the way.
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Happy birthday to the economy, I guess. Make a wish.
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Petty, and proud of it, every single commute.
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Democracy, but wetter, and with better swords.
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Rare sighting in the wild. Do not approach.
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Wait, which one is it? Both? Neither?
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Some of these old memes have been rattling around my head longer than my student loans, and the raccoon at the microwave window still gets me every single time. The rubber duck scale is how I’ll be answering every how-are-you this week, and honestly I’m hovering around a six. I also have to admit the pillowcase one is not a joke to me, it’s a documentary filmed in my laundry room. Vintage memes and viral tweets like these are the best memes because they never had to try this hard.
The next stack from the vault lands tomorrow afternoon, so pace yourself on the leftover candy and maybe hide the good stuff from your coworkers. Until then, yesterday’s meme dump is still good for a long lunch, and Saturday’s classic memes have plenty of Halloween left for anyone who isn’t ready to let it go just yet. If one of these made your Monday a little less of a Monday, trade it to a friend with the share buttons below, no Almond Joys required.
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