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A Day-After-Halloween Meme Dump for the Half-Price Candy Crowd

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The day after Halloween is the only day of the year a grown adult can walk out of a store with four bags of half-price candy and zero judgment from the cashier. I know, because I’m about to do it. While I work up the nerve, here’s a meme dump to get you through lunch, same as every day at noon, and yesterday’s batch is still up if you need a warm-up. Let’s go.

Tweet showing Elmo dressed as Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada for Halloween.

That's all.

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Meme dump tweet about buying a friend an elephant, then saying don't mention it.
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Fake horror movie poster for Garfield First Blood, showing a snarling cat surrounded by skulls.

Mondays finally fought back.

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Bazooka Joe tweet joking that dentists are mad you don't have $3600 lying around.
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Meme dump tweet calling Logan Airport's red and green stall lights terrible for the colorblind.
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Roofer's hand-drawn marker ad mocking AI ads, with before and after roof sketches.

Hire this man immediately, and pay him extra.

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Tweet naming a huge bedroom spider Cotton Eyed Joe, wanting to know where he went.
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Hand holding a Pop-Tarts frosted brown sugar cinnamon BuzzBallz cocktail in this meme dump.
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Tweet showing a mom who texted Cinderella at exactly midnight during a college Halloween party.

Mom wins again, effortlessly.

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Tweet about loving grabbing stuff with your feet to feel connected to your primate family.
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Meme dump tweet replying amen, now do bacon, to news of Cheerios in resealable bags.
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Hand holding a nearly identical white paint swatch up to a white wall.

Malicious compliance, but make it beige.

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Tweet asking why sexiest man alive changes yearly instead of when the last one dies.
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Meme dump tweet saying Morton Salt delved too deep after a mine started leaking.
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Tweet saying Professor Snape stepped up, about Acne Studios' new creative director announcement.

Ten points from Acne Studios.

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Tweet about a four-year-old finding the bustin' line from the Ghostbusters song hilarious.
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Meme dump listing for a Givenchy shirt with an unfortunate name, joking about wearing it.
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Tweet about telling the doctor you drink and smoke a healthy amount.

My doctor has heard this one.

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Plain black tweet asking why someone's balls are in their court, a twisted idiom.
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Text thread where a husband explains a found wrapper with a ridiculous rain excuse.
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Tweet calling Goldilocks crazy for breaking into a house and complaining about the chair.

Honestly, a fair review of that chair.

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Tweet with offensive language recalling basketball games at a psychiatric hospital.
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Meme dump tweet about a rhino pill, a flaky date, and calling poison control.
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Tweet thanking a TSA agent who reacted to an odd green pin on their backpack.

TSA has seen things, and now so have we.

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Meme dump closer: a wide-eyed wrestler as every future dad checking on his son.
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The tweets carried the team today, and I’m fine with that, since half of my personality is screenshots of other people’s jokes. Elmo dressed as Miranda Priestly is the best costume I saw all weekend, and Garfield First Blood is a movie I would pay full price to see in a theater. I also have to admit I once told a doctor I drink a healthy amount and watched them write something down very slowly. If you showed up for funny memes and funny pictures with zero nutritional value, you’re in the right place.

Tomorrow’s batch lands at noon, back on a Monday schedule and somehow an hour more awake than usual, which will last until about Wednesday. If you’re not done yet, yesterday’s classic memes are a nice trip back, and Wednesday’s meme dump is still around if you want to relive the extra hour you already wasted this morning. If this got you through the candy aisle, hit a share button below and send it to the friend still wearing half a costume and calling it an outfit.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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