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The Morning Commute: 25 Internet Memes for Everyone Still on Hold

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Every customer service call starts by warning me it may be recorded, and then I explain the same problem to four different people like I’m on a press tour. Nobody has ever played that tape back. So here’s a new round of internet memes, same as every morning, picking up where yesterday’s batch left off. Put the hold music on speaker and scroll.

Gray and white cat walking away with a slice of toast in its mouth.

No remorse. Great form.

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Tweet asking a recorded customer service call to replay her problem for four agents.

Roll the tape.

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Woman with a heavy drawn unibrow and dark eye makeup beside a matching doll.

The doll did it first.

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Dryer display reading change not possible, captioned as the dryer catching seasonal depression.

Same, dryer.

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Yellow trail sign showing a footbridge holding five people and snapping with more.

Nobody wants to be number six.

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Tweet sharing an eighth grade diary entry from 2000 that references Fred Durst.
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One of the internet memes where Steve-O replaces Gollum in Lord of the Rings.
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Tweet about a brother's cooking where one misplaced comma changes the whole meaning.
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Man in a movie graphic t-shirt taking a selfie with a woman outdoors.
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Tweet joking about telling a kid the Flintstones lived before the New Testament.
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Side by side concert photos of a country singer on stage in different outfits.
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Tweet about a new hire pronouncing the abbreviation YoY growth as the word yoy.
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Snapchat photo of a teacher leaning over a desk to help a student.
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Tweet joking about classroom Ten Commandments posters being swapped for an app's terms and conditions.
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Renaissance fair costume photo asking what material it is and could it build bridges.
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Tweet asking whether you are supposed to clean before a house cleaner arrives.

Yes. Obviously. Out of shame.

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Man drinking soda with an attached bottle cap on his nose, above a battle scene.
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Tweet showing a Coors Field scoreboard displaying an oddly personal insult as game notes.
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Cigarette printed with labeled finger zone and mouth zone, with a reply tweet underneath.
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YouTube comment joking about flagging an Amy Schumer stand-up special so staff must watch it.
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Man building a Venom mask from laundry, the kind of thing internet memes are for.

Resourceful. Unwell. Accurate.

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Pumpkin painted as a crouching figure, captioned about being banned from a decorating contest.
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Two men hugging each other while standing side by side at public restroom urinals.
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Reddit DIY post showing a burger bun cut out of several hot dog buns.

I'm not proud of how much I respect this.

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Older woman in a pink tracksuit smoking and playing online slots surrounded by empty bottles.

Retirement goals.

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New internet memes to start the morning

I once said the word representative into a phone nine times in a row and got transferred to a survey. If this meme dump got you through the hold music, there are customer service memes for the people on the other end of that call, and work memes for everyone pretending to be busy. The Nightcap lands tonight with another round. If one of these got you, hit a share button below and send it to somebody who is also on hold.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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