The Halloween candy bowl has reached the stage where only the stuff nobody wanted is left, and I am still eating it, one sad peppermint at a time. I treated yesterday’s meme dump the same way: said I was done, then went back for more. This is the lunchtime batch, fresh every weekday and weekend, and it holds up better than a Tootsie Roll from October. Dig in.
Both holidays, one outfit. Efficient.
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That is not lunch, that is a fleet.
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Even Google plays by Jeopardy rules.
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I tried it in the mirror. Bad idea.
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Honestly, he looks at peace.
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My therapist calls this a mixed review.
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Chickens remain unavailable for comment.
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Rude, but legally correct.
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Somebody found the playground's missing tires.
SaveI will admit the giraffe centaur question has eaten more of my morning than any actual work, and I have no plans to resolve it. That is the whole job of good funny memes: they ask nothing of you and still win the argument. There is also a man carrying four hot dogs like he is serving a royal banquet, and I respect his confidence more than I respect my own lunch, which today is crackers. I also stared at the hotdog eyes one long enough that I now blink like I owe somebody money.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, and Thursday is basically Friday if you squint hard enough. If you need something older in the meantime, yesterday’s classic memes are sitting right there, and the Saturday batch about leaves nobody raked still has a few hilarious memes and funny pictures in it. If one of these got a snort out of you at your desk, pass it along with the share buttons below so the person next to you knows exactly who to blame.
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