Four in the afternoon used to mean a snack, a backpack on the kitchen floor, and Simpsons reruns you could already quote word for word. I would still trade any meeting for that. Every afternoon around this time I dig up a fresh pile of classic memes from the old internet, picking up where yesterday’s trip through the classics left off. Drop the backpack and scroll.

Came for milk. Left with four kinds of crackers.
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Resting his eyes, allegedly.
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I tip her at Christmas. That covers it, right?
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Science, but make it adorable.
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Four thousand years and still the worst copper guy.
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The most relatable horror film ever made.
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Nobody touched the remote. Nobody ever touched the remote.
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My city is in the no part.
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Marge has seen things.
SaveI have a lot of feelings about the DVD menu one, because I was the kid who fell asleep first and woke up to that loop at two in the morning. The copper complaint reply made me laugh harder than ancient history should, and the grocery store cat is me in any store without a list. These are old memes in the best way, mixed with a few viral tweets that aged better than I did. You have seen half of them before, and they still work, which says more about me than about them.
Another round of vintage memes shows up tomorrow afternoon, right around snack time, and I have already set aside a couple of good ones for it. If you need more before then, yesterday’s meme dump is still sitting there, and Friday’s classic memes cover the video store years nicely. If one of these dragged up a memory, pass it to whoever sat next to you on that couch back then, and use the share buttons below to do it.

Who needs to see this?
Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.
