Every November Saturday starts with me announcing I’m going to rake the leaves and ends with the wind doing most of it for the neighbors. I was outside for eleven minutes and I told people about it. There’s a fresh batch of memes here every day at lunch, picking up right where yesterday’s meme dump left off. Put the rake down, nobody’s checking, and start scrolling.
This dog has a better Saturday planned than I do.
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Punk rock, but home by nine.
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I can't cut a cake that's making eye contact.
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Exhausted and civically engaged.
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Finally, a map I want to argue about.
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My exact confidence level, minus the skirt.
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Best letter of recommendation I have ever read.
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Sir, this is my kitchen.
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Two assets, no notes.
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First step is admitting where you hide the buns.
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I have now read the one about the new device login three times, because I get that exact email every time I open my own laptop and I still panic a little. That’s the whole appeal of funny memes: somebody else already said the dumb thing you were thinking, and they said it better than you would have. A few of these hilarious memes went straight to my brother, and the funny pictures of a dog in goggles made me feel underdressed for my own weekend. I own one good sweatshirt.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, whether or not the leaves have moved. If you can’t wait that long, yesterday’s classic memes are a good way to lose twenty minutes, and the Election Day edition still holds up now that the stickers have fallen off. If any of this got a laugh out of you, hit the share buttons below and send it to the friend who owes you a text. It’s cheaper than calling them.
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