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A Friday Meme Dump for Everyone Who Thinks They Could Play James Bond

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Every man I know has a firm opinion on who should play the next James Bond, me included, and I own one suit that only fits at weddings. The final 007 screen tests went down in London with a shortlist of very serious actors, and the internet has nominated a candidate of its own. A fresh batch lands here every day at lunch, and yesterday’s meme dump kept the seat warm. Here is Friday’s.

Storybook drawing of a red-haired medieval woman asking roughly when you will be home from battle

She has already rented out your side of the bed.

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Grampa Simpson tells kids on a hill that we posted frog memes on Wednesdays, a meme dump classic
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Nathan Fielder edited into the James Bond gun barrel above a Deadline tweet about Bond screen test offers

Shaken, not confident.

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Tweet showing a $17.79 available balance and a reply suggesting spending 31 cents to make it 17.38
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Tabby cat meme dump image saying our parents were right, it is that damn phone

My mom is printing this one out.

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Tumblr post asking for the saddest meal, answered with a bowl of peas topped with melted cheese
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Tweet saying the mug punishes your weakness, quoting a drawing of a mug missing the cup entirely

The mug can smell fear.

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Meme dump photo of a 90s girl with an N64 controller asking you to play GoldenEye multiplayer
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Tweet saying that when my mom behaves I reward her with information about my life

Two updates a month, if she earns them.

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Spock in sunglasses with a Star Trek themed yo mama joke about the needs of the many
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Meme dump tweet about a geology final taken on LSD and identifying rocks by licking them
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Quote tweet joking about a name, over a woman holding a handwritten voting sign in a parking lot
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Five dollar bill with an oddly smiling Lincoln and a cashier worried about the manager

Four score and seven grins ago.

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Amazon listing for a tiny LEGO shovel where shoppers also buy a digital scale, in today's meme dump
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Tweet about a guy handing over his phone with an embarrassing most recent search showing
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Reddit thread asking where a held-in fart goes, with an unhinged follow-up from a passenger

A hero who asked for nothing.

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Tweet about strangers getting comfortable saying offensive things after five minutes of small talk
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Tumblr post in the meme dump noting that a moon of honey would imply space bees
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Playground slide shaped like a giant bigfoot statue with two tube slides coming out of its chest
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Meme dump tweet joking about Sam Altman saying people should have as much PC memory as they want
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Day two of learning animation shows a terrifying SpongeBob scene and a stunned commenter

Day three is a documentary.

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Meme dump tweet calling poker a hateful game that punishes people with sensitive hearts
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Reposted tweet asking whether the Weather app can predict rainbows or if that is too advanced
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Meme dump Captain America elevator scene with a diarrhea and jeans pun that ends in a brawl

Worth the beating.

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Sunny porch table with a sandwich and a big Modelo under a vow that today will be okay
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That is a lot of funny memes for one lunch break, and I will admit the bowl of peas with a cheese slice on top got me harder than anything that sad should. I also checked my bank balance halfway through and felt personally attacked by a stranger’s $17.79. I have been that stranger, usually on a Thursday, staring at the screen like it might change its mind. If the hilarious memes about broke Fridays landed close to home, good news: payday is nearer than it was this morning.

The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, weekends included, because the internet does not take Saturdays off and apparently neither do I. If you still have a few minutes before the boss walks by, yesterday’s classic memes are a solid trip back to simpler times, and this week’s Monday meme dump has more funny pictures than one person needs. And if something here made you laugh out loud at your desk, send it to the coworker who heard you and is still waiting for an explanation.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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