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The Morning Commute: 25 Morning Memes for Everyone Who Came for the Signs

Roy R. Nov 06, 2026 07:00 AM EST

Every marathon has thousands of people running 26 miles and a bigger crowd on the sidewalk who just came to hold up a joke. I have never run farther than a missed bus, but I respect the sign people: they found the only part of a marathon you can do sitting down. These morning memes land fresh every day before work, and yesterday’s batch is there if you slept through it. Lace up your thumbs.

Marathon spectator holding a sign that reads 1 mile to go at mile seven — Technically the most motivating sign out there.
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Tweet joking AI cannot leave a grocery store with only a candle and lemon — I left with batteries and a single pear.
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Hand holding two foil wrapped chicken bouillon cubes found in a Halloween candy haul — Somebody's grandma has a system.
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Cozy illustrated mice by a fireplace with a joke about being an adult like a tomato — Save

Tweet about faking a cold at work and a coworker saying he caught it — Save

Dive bar regular kneeling on a bar stool in his socks while ordering — Save

Morning memes tweet comparing hardworking medieval cat paintings to a lazy modern cat napping — Mine hasn't been to mass in years.
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Tweet joking the easiest way to save a PDF is pretending you will print it — Save

Phone showing a Batman themed Little Caesars calzone pizza shaped like a bat — Save

Morning memes text post reading dawg, it feel like it's 47pm — Every Friday at 2:15.
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Men's room urinals blocked off with a red velvet rope like a VIP section — Save

Tweet saying fancy flavored protein bars always end up tasting like boiled uncle — Save

Marathon banner reading only 13.8 miles to go beside a photo of Elizabeth Holmes — Save

Tweet rewriting Nelly Furtado's I'm Like a Bird as lyrics about a fender bender — Save

Man holding a coffee cup and shushing the camera above a No Noise November caption — Day six and I have already broken it.
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Tweet saying they can't imagine spending one of two free weekend days at church — Save

Reported Bond casting of Callum Turner and Margaret Qualley with a joke about Dua Lipa — Save

Tweet about spending the week after the time change thinking it's an hour later — Save

Woman with long mint green hair painted on the back with a Wii bowling scene — Save

Andrew Garfield wincing as someone pulls out a confusing board game at a party — Forty minutes of rules for a game about sheep.
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Brunch receipt totaling exactly 69.69 dollars, shared as something amazing that happened — Nice. Tip accordingly.
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Tweet comparing an ancient runestone to a microchip, joking we taught sand to think — Save

Pink bumper sticker on a blue sedan joking there is no baby on board — Save

Tweet about a rich friend who trades expensive gifts for gossip, like a court jester — I would do this for a sandwich.
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Two lions resting on a rock with a joke about them asking how I escaped — Same commute, different enclosure.
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Fresh morning memes for the Friday commute

If you made it to the end, that counts as cardio in my house, and I will be making a sign about it. The next batch of daily memes lands tomorrow morning, same time, same lack of shame. Until then, there are plenty of work memes and relatable memes on the site for the long Friday stretch between lunch and freedom. If one of these made you snort on the train, send it to whoever is sitting next to you, or at least to the group chat.

Morning memes tweet pairing a medieval painting of upright working cats with a modern cat sprawled lazily across folded laundry

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.