Every text I answer before coffee starts with “sorry, just now seeing this,” which has not been true once in my adult life. I saw it. I opened it, felt something, and put the phone face down like it owed me money. While I work up the nerve to reply, here are 24 new memes, the same fresh pile that lands every morning, picking up where yesterday’s batch left off.
Brotherhood, forged in a traffic stop.
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A gift for 2076.
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I feel seen. Eventually.
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Mom is checking auras now.
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Technically a hunting license was not involved.
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Priceless, in the bad way.
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The house came with roommates.
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Your password must contain one rune.
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New memes for anyone avoiding their texts
If you made it to the badger, you have done more this morning than I have, and I count reading as cardio. The Nightcap brings another round tonight, and the next batch of morning memes shows up tomorrow before your coffee does. Until then, there are more funny text messages from people who should not own phones, and a long look at growing up in the 90s. Send this to the friend you owe a reply, it counts.
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