I don’t think I’m special, I just think everything on the internet is about me, which is why relatable memes feel less like entertainment and more like a subpoena. I’ve been told that’s a lot. It’s Sunday, I have nothing to wear to a job I don’t need to dress for, and I’d like to be seen without anyone looking at me. So I’m doing this instead.
I'd like a second opinion from a kinder scale.
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Softly is how I say everything at 4:58.
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That beep has ended more relationships than cheating.
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Nobody knows what's in that spreadsheet, and that's the job.
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Finally, a second opinion.
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That smile has never once seen the weekend.
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He did not bring a fork for the passenger.
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I've never been more awake than when it's time to stop.
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Everything on that board is technically a food group.
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Go ahead, ask me how this deer is about me.
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I’m a delight at work, and I’d like that on the record. I’ve never trained anyone without inventing at least two rules, and I’ve sat through enough cameras-on Mondays to know the exact smile that keeps you employed. Funny work memes understand that nobody’s job is a job. It’s a part you play until you can go sit in your car.
The bedtime stuff is where it gets personal. I’ve yawned through an entire day, gotten into bed, and then read about a shipwreck until 2 a.m., like a person who doesn’t have to wake up. I also bought six things last week to feel something, and they came, and I’m the same. Adulting memes are the only thing that’s ever been honest with me, and they’re not even looking at me.
I think we send these to each other because it’s the closest any of us will come to saying we’re tired. Nobody texts a friend that they’re lonely and the fridge is broken. We send funny tweets about cats ignoring us and wait for the other person to laugh. That’s intimacy, and honestly it’s more than I’ve gotten from anyone I’ve dated.
I’m fine. You’re fine. Nobody check.
If you need more evidence against yourself, The Morning Commute: 25 Relatable Memes for Friday’s Waiting Room is from earlier this week, and 35 Adulting Memes For Everyone Tired Of Being Grown picks up right where your lease runs out. I’m not asking how you’re doing.
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