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I once built a bookshelf from a flat pack and had four screws left over, and that shelf still stands, slightly leaning, as a monument to confidence. So I come to unfortunate design with sympathy. Somebody had an idea, somebody said yes, and then nobody, at any point, said hang on, mate. This is a guided tour of what happens when everyone in the room is too polite. Please keep your arms inside the tour at all times, and do not sit on the shoe.

Older man in a purple patterned fleece holding two red cabbages that match it perfectly.

Which one is the cabbage?

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Portable toilet stall wallpapered with a crowd of smiling people giving thumbs up.

So much support, so little privacy.

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Beige shirt with dozens of misplaced buttonholes scattered across the front, an unfortunate design.

Choose your own adventure.

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Bowl that appears filled with french fries sitting on a wooden table.

Forever full, forever disappointing.

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High heel boots designed to look like whole fish displayed in a shop.

Something smells fashionable.

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Man wearing headphones shaped like a human ear with an earbud inside.

Ears on ears.

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Silverware set with spoon, fork and knife shaped like human hands.

Give me a hand with dinner.

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Toilet brush holder shaped like a cartoon head with the brush in its mouth.

Worst job in the house.

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Tile wall pattern with one missing tile replaced by a pen scribble.

Close enough.

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House with windows stepped up the wall following the roofline at odd angles.

The windows are trying to leave.

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Shiny leather dress shoes with toe shapes visible across the tops.

Barefoot, but formal.

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Ornate white horse sculpture built into the base of a toilet.

Saddle up.

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Chair with its legs replaced by two old white Xbox 360 consoles.

Red ring of comfort.

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Pink tram decorated as a giant cartoon pig with a woman waving from the door.

Next stop: oink.

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Kitchen sink cut into a counter with jagged, uneven edges.

Installed by can opener.

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Person at a desk wearing giant slippers shaped like big toes.

Toe much.

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Plant potted inside a kneeling pair of jeans and shoes, like a person planted.

He's really put down roots.

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Wheelchair accessibility symbol painted directly onto a set of concrete stairs.

Accessible in spirit only.

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Bronze octopus sculpture holding coffee mugs in its tentacles on a table.

Eight arms, zero dishes washed.

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Giant black high heel shoe chair placed in front of a computer desk.

Working nine to five, in heels.

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Person sleeping under a giraffe print blanket that lines up with their head.

Long neck, long night.

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Man wearing tan pants hiked up to his shoulders, front and back view.

The belt is a collar now.

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Man in a puffer vest with a cutout showing a portrait tattoo on his back.

Built in display case.

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Laptop open on a chair whose shape mirrors the laptop's screen and keyboard.

Seat reserved.

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White armchair with yellow cushions shaped like a duck's bill and two button eyes.

It looks surprised to see you.

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Framed photos on a wall arranged to form one person's body from head to feet.

Some assembly required.

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Bed built into a white airplane frame with a propeller and pontoons.

Now boarding: nap time.

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Let’s start in the living room, because weird home decor is where good intentions go to get upholstered. Somebody made an armchair that looks like a startled duck, and I genuinely can’t decide whether to sit in it or apologize to it. I once bought a lamp shaped like a flamingo because it was on sale, and my flatmate made me keep it in the hallway, facing the wall. Most of these pieces would be sent straight to the garage.

Clothing gets a special mention, because bad design you can wear follows you around all day. There are shoes that show every toe, slippers that are just toes, and a shirt with enough buttonholes to service a small village. And I’m sorry, but a man in a purple fleece holding two purple cabbages isn’t a design flaw, it’s camouflage, and frankly it’s working.

Then there are the unfortunate design choices that came with a building permit. A house whose windows climb the wall like they’re trying to escape. A sink cut into a counter with what I can only assume was a bread knife. A portable toilet wallpapered with a cheering crowd, which is the most supportive bathroom ever built and also the least private.

What I love about all of this is that every single object had a meeting. Someone drew it, someone priced it, someone loaded it onto a truck. At each step there was a chance for a quiet voice to say, are we sure about the horse toilet, and at each step that voice stayed home sick. That’s not really a failure of design, it’s a triumph of optimism. I respect it the way I respect a dog who brings you a stick that is clearly an entire tree.

And honestly, I find it encouraging. The world is full of people afraid to try things in case they look silly, and here’s proof you can make something deeply silly and it still ends up in someone’s house. Someone sits in that shoe chair every morning to check their emails. Someone hangs their mugs on that octopus and feels genuine joy. Good on them, really.

The chair is a shoe. The toilet is a horse. The meeting is adjourned.

If you haven’t seen enough questionable choices yet, we have a whole showroom. Browse the design fails in home decor that are quite something, wander through more weird home decor that made me respect professional designers, or read about the unfortunate names some people have to live with every day. Bring a friend. Someone needs to hold your hand through the furniture section.

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Posted by Thunder Dungeon Staff About the author

Thunder Dungeon Staff is the byline for galleries our team makes together, led by co-founders Roy R. and Phil M. We've been curating internet humor since 2012: finding the funniest memes, pictures and posts, crediting creators wherever we can, and adding our own take. Roy or Phil reviews every post before it goes live.

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