Friday lunch is the only meal of the week with no rules, and I already ordered the large fries and called it self care. Nobody is answering an email until Monday anyway. Yesterday’s meme dump got you to Friday, and this one gets you to the weekend, since a fresh batch of 25 lands here every day at noon. Clock out mentally and scroll.

Fully insured energy.


Somebody finally found a hot dog with a view.



Eight years old and already sending cease and desists.



Finally, a use for the 3D printer.



The trailer has been promoted to grill.




Argument over. Ticket found.


Me at every dinner party since I learned about the Byzantine Empire.


The books are working harder than I am.




Sommeliers hate this pour.

I came for the funny memes and stayed for the guy enjoying a smoke on his patio while firefighters handle his roof, because that is exactly how I plan to treat every problem until Monday. The trailer grill also makes a strong case for owning less furniture and more fire, and the wine stein is the most honest pour I have seen all month. I explained a historical fact nobody asked for at a party last weekend, so a few of these hilarious memes got me personally and I have been asked to stop bringing up Byzantium at birthdays.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, weekend or not, because memes do not take Saturdays off and apparently neither do I. Until then, if the weekend starts slow, Thursday’s classic memes are a solid trip backward, and last Friday’s meme dump still holds up better than my gas budget. If something in here got a real laugh, send it to the friend who needs funny pictures more than advice, using the share buttons below.





