Carbonation is a deeply strange thing to do to a drink, and we all just agreed not to mention it. A little girl tasting Sprite for the first time this week spat it out and called it spicy juice, and I am a grown adult who still winces at seltzer. Every morning there is a new stack of memes today waiting here. Friday’s batch is still around, but start right here.

Every wedding has exactly one of him, and thank God

Name and price in one word. Efficient.

My entire LinkedIn presence



Catching it in the mouth is a lifestyle



A beautiful little time capsule of memes today and yesterday






Chamomile, but make it a cry for help

Honestly the most effective parenting I have seen all year



I tried this. I got noticed. By the police.


Respectfully, it is Sunday


Printing this out for the office fridge


Zero emissions, one horse
Fresh memes today, served before the coffee
If you made it to the horse in Times Square, it has officially commuted harder than I have all weekend. A new daily meme dump lands here every morning, and the Nightcap shows up tonight for anyone still scrolling in bed. Until then, kids are being brutally honest in our funny homework answers, and the shower thoughts have gotten out of hand. If one of these made you snort into your coffee, send it to the friend who calls seltzer a treat.





