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A Saturday Meme Dump for Anyone Whose Pumpkin Is Already Sagging

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Every October I carry one pumpkin to the porch like I grew it myself, then watch it slowly sag until Thanksgiving. Meanwhile a grower in England just beat his own world record with a 2,856-pound pumpkin, and mine is losing a fight with gravity. A fresh batch lands here every day at lunch, weekends included, and yesterday’s meme dump is still up if you missed it. Here is the harvest.

Griddle loaded with eggs, hash browns, cheeseburgers and buns for hungover houseguests in the morning

That is not breakfast. That is a love language.

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Fluffy black puppy staring with each eye pointed a different way in a meme dump favorite
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Barn house whose whole porch lifts up like a hangar door to reveal a pickup

Gramma is now load-bearing.

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Spooky text advising that weird noises at night should be answered with weirder noises
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Black guinea pig in a bee costume with antennae and wings, posted for a meme dump bug ID
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Dream job progression from a Microsoft office to an Anthropic sign to a cow pasture
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Royal Highland Show sign on a fence reading toilets for competition use only

Finally, a sport I have trained for my whole life.

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Orange kitten with a loading icon on its head in this meme dump, brain not braining
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Tweet about wearing a chainmail shawl to a cold siege, above museum chainmail capes

Layers matter when the forecast includes arrows.

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Comic where a talk show reveals a fish ancestor and the audience attacks it
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Storybook frog fishing beside a lily pond, captioned at the pond I do be ponderin, meme dump style
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Tweet saying people used to be embarrassed, quoting Alix Earle saying she never read a book
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Movie director character with a headset saying wake him up during a dream
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Entire bedroom corner filled with a giant multicolor hamster cage maze, peak meme dump energy

Better floor plan than my apartment.

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Tumblr post admiring a wooden notice board with a roof, nicknamed information wall with hat
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Black and white portrait of Kurt Cobain with a joke quote reading I call shotgun
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Black coffee and a slice of cherry pie labeled FBI agent breakfast in this meme dump

Pie for breakfast. Badge required.

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Garden of flowers behind a dictionary style definition of bloomscrolling as positive scrolling
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Dad's phone weather app listing towns with rude sounding names instead of a forecast
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SpongeBob Patrick Funko Pop figure suffering a wedgie, shown in a meme dump from four angles
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Artist sculpting a huge alien head, joked as a landlord painting over the last tenant

Security deposit: not returned.

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Tiny garden gnome hidden in a forest rock crevice, captioned I love your vibe
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Baby monkey blowing a snot bubble, the meme dump mood when the weather changes slightly
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Shocked man realizing a YouTube video from six years ago is from 2020, not 2014
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Sad cat walking across the floor in a meme dump joke about going from $900 to $19.81

Payday to Tuesday, in one cat.

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I came for the funny memes and stayed for a guinea pig dressed as a bee, which is an accurate summary of my Saturday so far. The dream job one got me, because I have also stood next to a field and thought the cows seem to have it all figured out. My big weekend plan is checking the weather app like it owes me money and calling that a hobby. Somewhere in there a hamster lives in a nicer building than I do, with better lighting, and I am choosing not to think about it.

The next round of hilarious memes and funny pictures shows up tomorrow at noon, because the internet does not take Sundays off and, sadly, neither do I. Until then, yesterday’s classic memes are a good way to feel old on purpose, and a Tuesday batch from earlier this week still holds up better than my knees. If anything in here made you snort coffee, hit the share buttons below so somebody else’s Saturday gets a little dumber too. They will thank you eventually, probably.

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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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