Everybody has one dance move from high school they’ll keep doing at weddings until the DJ unplugs. Tom Cruise got sung down a hallway of talk show staff this week and slid right back into his Risky Business moves, sunglasses and all. Mine is a shoulder shimmy that has cleared two dance floors. I post late night memes every evening, and the older batches are still up, but tonight’s are right below.

Technically not wrong, which is the worst part.


Same, little guy.

I've seen a starter home once, in a museum.



Optimism, but make it physics.













Hydrated twice. That's the list.


My last sit-down coffee happened in a different decade.

Honestly the most realistic five-year plan I've heard.

Josh would like to be left out of this.

Already in costume, unavailable until November.
Late night memes for one more scroll
That cat in the witch hat is the only one of us ready for October. The next round of funny memes shows up tomorrow night, same time, same couch. Until then, there are classic memes for anyone who just realized they’re vintage, and a whole gallery of cats being weird for a living. If one of these made you snort, hit share and send it to the friend who still busts out the same dance move at every wedding.





