Nothing ages you faster than learning something you still think of as new is officially vintage. Jay-Z spent the summer celebrating Reasonable Doubt turning 30, and I own sneakers older than some of these classic memes I still quote at work. We dig through the old stuff every afternoon, and Thursday’s trip through the vault is here if you missed it. Pull up a chair and try to act surprised by the dates.


Should have dropped the snacks from the inventory.


Undefeated since I read this.



Every wedding reception from 1991 to present.


My entire personality in one sentence.




Flat pack furniture has caused worse.




Book club got intense.



More worms. Finally, a studio that listens.



Kid has a point, honestly.


Every shower, every single night.
Somewhere a teenager is looking at these old memes the way I look at my dad’s fax machine jokes, and honestly, fair. Another round of the best memes from the archive shows up tomorrow afternoon, and Friday’s meme dump is still sitting there if you skipped lunch. Last week’s dig has more viral tweets for anyone not ready to face the evening. Share this with whoever sent you half of these first, back when phones still flipped.
Phil M writes about memes, old albums and other things that became vintage while he was not paying attention.





