Nothing is more suspenseful than a delivery app’s little car sitting perfectly still three blocks away, and I refresh it like it owes me money. In tonight’s pile, a driver apologizes for running late with a lemon from his own tree, and I’d wait an hour for that. A new pile of the best funny memes lands every night, with more from earlier this week if you fell behind. Scroll while the car stays put.

Technically I was at the bar every night.

The big one gets shotgun.

Five stars and my firstborn.

Weekends are lawless in that house.

Nobody touches my onion volcano.

That's a chocolate bar in a sleeping bag.

Bianca is going to be fine.

Any day now.

















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The best funny memes for a Wednesday night
That’s the whole pile, and the little car still has not moved, which at this point I respect. Another round of late night memes lands tomorrow, and until then there are food delivery memes for anyone who has paid a fee to avoid pants, plus some funny tattoos that cost real money. If any of these got a real laugh, pass it to whoever you split fries with. The share buttons are right down there, no delivery fee.





