Short tweets
Whoever said “brevity is the soul of wit” clearly never tried to write a joke under 280 characters—but here we are, proving them right every day on Twitter. The art of the short tweet is knowing when to shut up and land the punchline, which is something I wish I’d mastered in real life. These short tweets are little parcels of humor—fun-sized, ADHD-friendly, and designed for people who want their laughs as quickly as possible. If you need a break from long-winded stories and endless threads, just scroll and let these bite-sized quips remind you that the funniest things rarely need a backstory.
Enjoy 35 short tweets, witty one-liners, viral tweet jokes, and succinct social media gems that pack more comedy into fewer characters than I ever managed in a Tinder bio. Whether it’s an existential crisis in a sentence, relationship drama in five words, or a savage observation about modern life, these tweets are prime internet comedy. You’ll see food jokes, work complaints, dating disasters, and self-owns so efficient you’ll want to copy-paste them into your next group chat. Perfect for meme-lovers, busy scrollers, and anyone who thinks “TL;DR” is a life philosophy.
You just zipped through 35 of the funniest short tweets on the internet, barely had time to blink, and probably screenshotted a few for your own use. If you laughed, cringed, or felt personally attacked by how relatable these micro-jokes are, welcome to the club of people with a tragically short comedic attention span.
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Roy R., Chief Meme Curator
Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality
