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45 Brand New Sentences That Should Have Never Been Spoken

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There are moments when you hear or read something so bizarre, you can’t help but pause and ask yourself, “How did we get here?” I once overheard someone say, “The chickens are plotting against the toaster,” and I still haven’t fully recovered. Brand new sentences are like that—thoughts or phrases that, for the love of all things coherent, should never have been uttered. Yet here they are, birthed into the world with their own strange logic, leaving us laughing, confused, and maybe even a little concerned. These brand new sentences take that feeling to the next level, giving us glimpses into the minds of people whose lives led them to say some truly wild things.

This collection of brand new sentences highlights the strange, hilarious, and occasionally baffling things people say that make you wonder how we’ve made it this far as a species. From sentences that seem like they belong in another dimension to thoughts that feel like they were created by a random word generator, these phrases will leave you scratching your head—and laughing out loud. You’ll find everything from the absurdly specific to the outright ridiculous, with themes like “everyday life gone wrong,” “unexpected observations,” and “utter confusion” running through this collection. Each photo captures a moment of comic genius, where words have collided in ways we never thought possible.

 

My Pot Roast Only Took AH HOUR To COOK Why Yall Be Lying Like It Take All Day
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Accidentally said "Jesus the Christ" today like He's a Sonic
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married kids charging my cats fish
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Useless but slightly interesting fact. Heinz are so tired of restaurants and cafés refilling their bottles with non-Heinz ketchup to 'fool customers' that they've developed a label sticker where the outer border matches the exact colour of genuine Heinz ketchup. If it matches (left), it's the real deal. If it doesn't (right), it's condiment fraud.
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Girl you could prolly fart a hole through a brick wall
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I mean this as a compliment btw. I think more white parents should encourage their kids to do backyard wrestling and skateboard everywhere they go
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Elon Musk likes to automatically unfollow people from my account in the middle of the night like some kind of Incelf on the Shelf, so check if you're still following me and retweet this for visibility
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He's built like if Gears of War had a character that listened to Limp Bizkit.
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Ex-fiancée of Lana Del Rey's husband comments on their wedding:
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This is not a baby trebuchet. It is a baby catapult. Trebuchet has a counterweight
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Unbelievable backpack to human ratio on this lad
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After exploring this gallery of brand new sentences, you’ve probably laughed, questioned your reality, and maybe even considered adopting one of these bizarre phrases into your daily life. You’ve seen sentences that defy logic, yet somehow make sense in their own strange way. From hilariously random observations to confusing statements that leave you wondering how someone’s brain works, this collection delivered on the promise of pure, unfiltered absurdity.

If these brand new sentences left you laughing or scratching your head, there’s plenty more where that came from on Thunder Dungeon. Dive into meme galleries filled with strange but hilarious conversations, funny miscommunications, and the kind of absurd humor that can only come from the internet. Whether it’s more bizarre sentences or other laugh-inducing content, Thunder Dungeon has everything you need to keep you entertained and bewildered.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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