30 Technically True Jokes That Prove Being Technically Correct Is the Worst Kind of Correct

Roy

2 years ago

Technically True Jokes

Prepare yourself for a delightful dive through a curated collection of 30 jokes that masterfully navigate the fine line between sheer stupidity and undeniable truth. In this realm of humor, simplicity reigns supreme, and the punchlines hit with the precision of blunt, unapologetic truth. A treasure trove of 30 technically true jokes that elegantly traverse the landscape of absurdity with unwavering accuracy. These jokes, while hilariously literal, showcase the brilliance of finding humor in the most straightforward, albeit nonsensical, truths. From astute observations to blatant absurdities, each joke unfolds like a comedic gem, leaving you in stitches while marveling at the cleverness of simplicity.

Technically True Jokes Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?

Technically True Jokes There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

Technically True Jokes Most people have an above-average number of arms

Technically True Jokes If you take a blue whale and lay it lengthwise across a football field, they'll have no choice but to cancel the game

Technically True Jokes Have you ever seen geese flying south for the winter? Ever notice that one side of the 'V' is longer than the other? Do you know why that is? More geese on that side.

Technically True Jokes Ever wonder why scuba divers fall backward out of a boat? Because if they fell forward they would still be in it.

Technically True Jokes There are more atoms in a molecule of water than there are stars in the solar system.

Technically True Jokes If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Technically True Jokes Six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.

Technically True Jokes People eat more bananas than monkeys.

Technically True Jokes If you took everyone on earth and mashed them into a giant ball, you technically couldn't be charged with a crime because everyone else would be dead

Technically True Jokes Did you know that frogs can jump 12 times higher than a house? This is because of the unique structure of their legs and because houses cannot jump.

Technically True Jokes If you stacked every elephant on Earth to the Moon, they wouldn't like it

Technically True Jokes There's a lot to consider before getting married. On the one hand, you get to wear a ring. On the other, you don't.

Technically True Jokes A colon can make all the difference in a sentence. A: Joe ate his friend's sandwich B: Joe ate his friend's colon

Technically True Jokes The observable universe is 93 billion light years across. That's more than two football fields!

Technically True Jokes There are 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary notation and those who dont.

Embarking on a journey through this collection of technically true jokes, you've been treated to a delightful symphony of laughter. The artistry lies in blending simplicity with absurdity, where each joke, though technically accurate, delivers a punchline that resonates with wit and humor. It's more than just a collection; it's a humorous exploration that leaves you appreciating the beauty of finding comedic gold in the most straightforward statements. Dive deeper into deadpan humor with ideas like literal humor, straightforward wit, or minimalist comedic moments.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality