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The Morning Commute: 25 Memes Today for a Halloween With No Excuses

Roy R. Nov 01, 2026 07:00 AM EST

Halloween landed on a Saturday this year, so no adult gets to hide behind “I have work in the morning.” I already tried it on my nephew and he just stared at me until I put the cat ears on. Here are your memes today, the fresh batch that shows up every morning, and earlier this week’s batch is still there if you fell behind. Get through these before the doorbell starts.

Tiny white bathroom with a black toilet seat and a mustard yellow rug shaped like a puddle — Somebody picked this on purpose.
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Tweet joking about a holiday celebrating candy, Satan and death, then looping the kids in — My mom in 1994, word for word.
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Post claiming to pocket five Walmart eggs daily above a fridge overflowing with eggs — Five a day, like vegetables but crime.
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Ticketmaster tweet among the memes today, joking that the T stands for terrorist organization — Save

Star Wars meme where Anakin answers Obi-Wan's three-part question with just Padme — Save

Tweet about a daughter describing her foot falling asleep as seltzer in her feet — Save

Tweet about Rhode Island bakery pizza, cold sauce on thick bread, baffling a New Jersey friend — Save

One of the sillier memes today: a text asking a guy named Barkin about a cousin named Meowin — Save

Flea market locket that opens to reveal a tiny photo of Barack Obama, dubbed the Obamulet — Worth every penny of the dollar fifty.
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Tumblr thread misreading an infectious disease lab job as making diseases instead of fighting them — Save

Tweet mocking an air fryer hard boiled egg that came out blotchy and gross looking — Save

Tweet about a husband suggesting the name Werthers when his wife wanted something original — Save

It's Always Sunny meme of a startled burglar walking in on a very awkward private moment — Save

Tweet about a gym regular eating a whole cup of chia seeds and landing in hospital — Fiber is not a dare.
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Tweet showing a lumpy, pale baked sheet of chicken that tastes so bad it hurts — Chicken, technically.
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Tweet joking that a full gas tank now calls for a flight to Iran to negotiate — Save

Train fold-down seat marked defect, with a tweet giving it a crude Dutch nickname — Save

Venn diagram linking guys who claim to be kinky with most new music — Save

Apartment wall with a faint giant cross shape pushing through the plaster between two windows — No security deposit covers this.
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Tweet about a mom finding an old annotated phone bill that exposed a cheating dad — Save

Public toilet seat lined with a pair of white socks, plus a joke about athlete's butt — Save

Woman squinting at a laptop, captioned as googling a number instead of answering the call — It's either a scam or my dentist, and I fear both.
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Tweet about a friend's supposedly horrible manicure that looks like perfectly normal pink nails — Save

Billboard advertising a Cheetos dirty soda next to a Flamin' Hot chicken sandwich — Save

Chicken wings smothered in chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles, answered with a flat go to hell — I can't stop looking either.
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“Whole Sylvania is Trans?” Vampire Meme T-Shirt

Inaudible Nerd Breathing Minimalist Graphic Tee

Squirtified Hustler Funny Nostalgia Shirt

Fresh memes today for a Saturday Halloween

That is the whole daily meme dump, and I still do not know what I am going as, so it is probably a tired guy in a hoodie again. The Nightcap brings another round tonight, and the next Morning Commute lands tomorrow. If you need more in the meantime, the dark Halloween memes and the retro candy favorites are both worth a detour. If one of these made you snort, send it to the friend who would laugh hardest.

A puddle shaped mustard yellow rug under a black toilet seat in a tiny white bathroom, leading off today's memes today

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.