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23 Literal Jokes That Are Exactly What You’d Think They Would Be

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Get ready to have your funny bone tickled in the most straightforward way possible! Literal jokes, the comedies of absolute clarity, have taken the internet by storm. In a world filled with complicated punchlines, these jokes defy the norm. No cryptic wordplay here – just pure, unadulterated humor that hits you like a brick. Prepare to chuckle at the simplicity of wit, as we unravel 23 jokes that don't believe in beating around the bush. These jokes make the complex art of comedy as clear as daylight, proving that laughter doesn't need a decoder ring.

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literal jokes What is the female equivalent of "boys will be boys"? Girls will be girls.
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literal jokes Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. -Pythagoras
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literal jokes YOU MATTER. Until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you energy.
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literal jokes Napoleon was buried without his penis Not unusual. I think most people get buried without Napoleon's penis.
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literal jokes when you ask for plain rice
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And there you have it, folks – a hilarious journey through the land of literal jokes. In a world where everything is often veiled in layers of complexity, these jokes serve as a refreshing reminder that sometimes, simplicity truly is the key to laughter. So, embrace the directness, revel in the obviousness, and share these gems with your friends. After all, in the realm of humor, sometimes the most straightforward path is the funniest one.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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