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21 Entitled People: Masters of the Universe, One Ridiculous Demand at a Time

Roy R. Oct 18, 2023 01:00 PM EDT

Ah, entitlement, the gift that keeps on taking! In this jaw-dropping collection, we lift the veil on the world of entitled people and their extraordinary demands. Brace yourselves for tales of individuals so convinced of their superiority that they make demands that boggle the mind. From insisting on personalized rainbows to demanding exclusive access to a public restroom, these 21 stories will leave you simultaneously in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief. It's a wild ride into the land of entitlement, where logic takes a back seat, and outrageous demands reign supreme.

entitled people Looking for someone to let me borrow their car for this weekend. Trade off is I will top it off with gas once I'm done AND clean it. Needing to go to SC for a comic convention. Needing something that's from 2019 or newer as it needs to be reliable for the 500 mile round trip (something I'm not going to be embarrassed to drive)Also, something you would be cool with me and my partner smoking in would be ideal. Please message me ASAP if you fit my needs. Look forward to hearing from you — Save

entitled people Seeking a babysitter to come in my home ongoing basis Monday thru Friday 6am to 7 pm...Must be church goer, conservative, female only, over 21, nonsmoker, nondrinker, pass drug test, pass criminal background check, and have 3 references! must be high school graduate and prefer u are in or went to collage for elementary education. You be caring for 6 mo old, 2 yr old, 3 yr old and 5 yr old all boys. Paying 75 per week non negotiable. — Save

entitled people Looking for a ride to City 2.5 hours away tomorrow we're moving there me my bf and and 2 dogs must have trailer hitch for haul — Save

entitled people hey yall! this is random but my baby shower is on friday and i had so many people tell me last minute they can't go even though i told them 3 months in advanced.. i've bought sm stuff and put a lot of thought into this shower to just cancel it.. would anyone like to go?? i can send you a list of things still needed for the baby.. — Save

entitled people Hey all, was wondering can anyone help out, I don't drive and my guy friend needs a ride 2 and back to Tim Hortons, or you could drop off a extra large coffee..appreciate the help thank you he lives on — Save

entitled people Looking for some budding mechanics that would like to have a go at mending a Renault RS250 for free? The car has taken structural damage in a crash. But i think a worthy project to look at if you need practice or something to keep busy. I have nowhere to place the car but can be picked up from a — Save

entitled people I am in need for someone to donate a good running car to me. I know there are generous people out there. — Save

entitled people Is there anybody that could help me get some 3 bags or boxed of Snow crab legs and some diced onions in a jar I'm trying to make sea boil food for one of my friends birthday tomorrow I thought I had enough but I didn't the only thing I'm missing is crab legs and dice onions please and thank you in the Southwest Denver area deliver — Save

entitled people **HELP NEEDED** I need a FREE photographer this weekend. I'm renting a room out in my home and need decent pictures of it. Again this is a NON PAYING project/ collaboration. I'm looking online and seeing photographers charging up to $500 a session and not being ripped off. Sorry but shooting 5 pictures is not worth that. Now what you WILL get it referrals for more paying jobs in future. I work for a real estate company that will get you exposure to clients in the future. Also, if anyone is interested in renting the room it is $1,400 monthly utilities not included. Has a shared bathroom and access to kitchen etc. Message me if interested in any of this! — Save

entitled people Am looking for a photographer (amateur or professional) who can help me construct a portfolio of photos. Needs to be away of angles, lighting etc. some pictures indoors, some outdoors. The problem is the photographer needs to be able to do this for free. However when portfolio forwarded on to London, photographer will be given full credit. PM ME OR REPLY BELOW IF INTERESTED TOO — Save

entitled people In need of a tv Must drop off and must work — Save

entitled people I don't want birthday I DMs. I don't want my Amazon wish list touched. Just venmo, zelle, or cash app. That's it. just had a baby folk. Get your heads out of your a abd in reality. — Save

If you need something to do this weekend I could use help packing and cleaning. If l've sent you away before, unfriended, blocked and you still want to help, you better come with boxes, snacks AND AN APOLOGY. — Save

And there you have it, dear readers, a glimpse into the fascinating world of entitled individuals and their whimsical desires. As we wrap up this mind-boggling journey, remember these tales not just as amusing anecdotes but as cautionary parables of unchecked entitlement. Whether it's a demand for a golden toilet seat or the insistence on being addressed as "Your Majesty," these stories serve as a reminder to appreciate the simpler things in life. After all, in a world where some folks demand personalized constellations, finding joy in the mundane might just be the ultimate rebellion.

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Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.