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17 Reasons why people called it quits and stopped dating

Roy R. Dec 02, 2022 01:00 AM EST

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"EX-GF WHO HAD A KEY TO MY PLACE. I WENT OUT OF TOWN FOR 3 DAYS FOR A BUSINESS TRIP. THE DAY AFTER I GOT BACK (THURSDAVI SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD COME OVER AFTER WORK. SHE WENT THROUGH EVERY SINGLE DRAWER IN MY CONDO WHILE / WAS GONE, LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE THAT I WAS CHEATING ON HER. IWASN'T* — Save

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"CRUSHED BAGS OF CHIPS AT THE STORE. HAD BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR A FEW MONTHS... WE'RE GOING TO MAKE DINNER AT MY PLACE THAT NIGHT, WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TO PICK UP A FEW THINGS AND HE RANDOMLY STARTS GRABBING BAGS OF CHIPS FROM THE BOTTOM AND CRUSHING THEM. TELLS ME HIM AND HIS KIDS DO THIS EVERY TIME THEY GO GROCERY SHOPPING, — Save

"ACTUALLY THREW A PLASTIC CHAIR AT SOMEONE — Save

"THEY WERE ON THEIR PHONE THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS AT DINNER WITH THEM. OBVIOUSLY / WASN'T WORTH THE ATTENTION. SNAPPED ME OUT OF IT QUICKLY THANKFULLY — Save

"SUPER RUDE TO A WAITRESS. I HAVE NO TIME FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T RESPECT SERVICE INDUSTRY FOLKS!" — Save

"SENT ME A SNAP CHAT OF THEM ON THE SHITTER. THEN SAID "WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE MY POOP SELFIES?" (HAD ONLY MATCHED WITH THEM ON TINDER LIKE 5 DAYS BEFORE — Save

"SHE LAUGHED AND POINTED AT A HOMELESS MAN. NAH GIRL MISS ME WITH THAT SHIT. — Save

"DROVE WAY THE FUCK TOO FAST WITH ME IN THE PASSENGER SEAT BEGGING HIM TO SLOW DOWN. FOR REAL THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO DIE." — Save

"CHEWING WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN!." — Save

"TALKED SHIT ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN, I'M NOT A KID PERSON, BUT HEARING A DAD SAY HIS KID SUCKED, REALLY MADE ME DISINTERESTED QUICK. AND I HAD BEEN VERY INTERESTED. — Save

"SPIT ON THE GROUND AT THE POOL. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME TO STEP IN SWIMMER GOOP." — Save

"WHEN I WAS A TEACHER, I HAD A GUY SAY, " THINK VOU'RE A TEACHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE." NOT ONLY INSULTING AND DISRESPECTFUL TO ME, BUT TO ALL TEACHERS WHO GIVE SO MUCH OF THEMSELVES TO THEIR STUDENTS. ITOLD HIM AS MUCH AND HE SAID I WAS BEING TOO SENSITIVE." — Save

"HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS ONE NIGHT AND SHE'S BEEN WEIRILY ALL OVER ME (DRUNKS. SHE'S BEING REALLY TOUCHY AND LOOKS UP AT ME AND SAYS "HOW TALL ARE YOU?" TO WHICH I REPLIED THAT I'M 5*7 AND SHE RECOILS AND GOES "000. GUYS 6FT AND UNDER ARE FRIENDS*" I ROLLED MY EYES AND WALKED AWAY. SHE'S 4'11" — Save

"WHEN I WAS A TEACHER, I HAD A GUY SAY, " THINK VOU'RE A TEACHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE." NOT ONLY INSULTING AND DISRESPECTFUL TO ME, BUT TO ALL TEACHERS WHO GIVE SO MUCH OF THEMSELVES TO THEIR STUDENTS. ITOLD HIM AS MUCH AND HE SAID I WAS BEING TOO SENSITIVE." — Save

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"DATED THIS CHICK FOR HALF A SECOND WHERE ALL SHE DID WAS TALK ABOUT HERSELF OR STEER A CONVERSATION TOWARDS TALKING ABOUT HERSELF: IT GOT OLD BY THE TIME WE WERE DONE WITH APPETIZERS.! — Save

"EX-GF WHO HAD A KEY TO MY PLACE. I WENT OUT OF TOWN FOR 3 DAYS FOR A BUSINESS TRIP. THE DAY AFTER I GOT BACK (THURSDAVI SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD COME OVER AFTER WORK. SHE WENT THROUGH EVERY SINGLE DRAWER IN MY CONDO WHILE / WAS GONE, LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE THAT I WAS CHEATING ON HER. IWASN'T*

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Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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