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15 Internet comments that were better than the posts themselves

Roy R. Nov 23, 2022 05:00 AM EST · Updated 4 years ago

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This song makes me want to break in someone's house and toast all their bread and put it back in the bag. — Save

well thats what you get for eating that whimsical ass meat — Save

Surprised you they let you select "M" instead of "Offender" — Save

Praying for the people in England О 1 17 1 O 15 What happened there ) 1 17 1 farha Replying they live there — Save

*We already have enough trash in the ocean, we don't need your selfies too." — Save

They should've held it in a school Texas cops are too scared to go in there — Save

These kids are proof that some people were conceived through — Save

This man studies starfish so much that his hairline decided to become one... — Save

Then that Windsor gene kicked in and peeled his hairline back like a banana — Save

Looks like you could get a coin and scratch her makeup off like a lottery ticket — Save

To be completely clear. At the altitude at which a Mach 10 hypersonic aircraft would be flying. the ejection would be very survivable, the reentry into the atmosphere in just a pressure suit, not so much. — Save

Jeff. First off, no one does what you're saying happened. Yeah, we replace a middle of the road tequila with a lesser tequila? Bars don't actually do that. I make the same amount of money on either bottle of shit I sell you guys. Fact is, Jeff, You got a Casamigos and the bartender treated you like an idiot because you are a dumb idiot that claimed a false thing. I see you have 3 other one star yelp reviews. Clearly that is because you are a complaining butthole person. Here's what I am going to do, I am going to 1 star yelp your mother because she made "Jeff the yelp complaining fart guy baby." Good luck out there in yelp 1 star crybaby idiot butthole guy land. You suck. The world thinks you suck, Jeff.. Yes, the entire world thinks Jeff sucks like a fart. However, farts are funny Jeff just stinks. I guarantee the last girl that had sex with you is currently at an AA podium right now.... I knew i hit rock bottom when I woke having had sex with Jeff the one star yelp reviewer butthole fartface guy... — Save

Is that a GoFundMe link for medical expenses in your bio, while you try to use socialism as a insult? — Save

Yeah but can anyone look me in the eye and say that they verbally read out dates like "it is the seventh of October, 2022." Like no your saying "it's October 7th, 2022. — Save

Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank — Save

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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