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[40 MEMES] Old But Gold – Your daily megadrop of classic memes

Phil M. Nov 19, 2022 02:00 PM EST

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Me, absolutely dead inside but enjoying the little things with the cätte — Save

actual picture of how well i'm keeping it together rn — Save

Netchimen's Reverie @NetchimenRevery Tolkien describing places that are evil: no trees grow there — Save

guessing your age by a single question how old are you ? — Save

sgai @iamspacegirl when I get confused the little mouse pointer in my brain just starts clicking on everything trying to uncover an obiect of relevance — Save

The Dad & @thedad A cooking competition show, but all the chef's spouses are there to somehow keep standing in front of whatever drawer or cabinet they need to get into — Save

Wowest THROAT @flexii finesse People who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give AF about nobody's life 11:48 AM • 8/28/19 - Twitter for iPhone mjalti look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you & God tbh trustmeimageographer I spent two minutes staring at this wondering how I could set my phone to Dungeons and Dragons — Save

DYLAN @TheRealMrTrees Remember getting hyped over paychecks at your first part time job and they were like $126 — Save

The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Like a moth to a flame, I'm irresistibly drawn to the thing that destroys me. Damn you, Oreos. — Save

nash flynn @itsnashflynn you ever send a detailed email and immediately go to the sent box to admire it? good job, me, this email is so coherent. look at those bullet points — Save

jordan @jordan_stratton I have a "dry clean only" ," sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me — Save

Garlic bread & lasagne sandwich. That is all. — Save

Dad I have something important to tell you 10:47 PM V ig: pun _bible 10:58 PM Huh? What's that? 11:00 PM V/ I'm all ears 11:01 PM Nevermind — Save

Friend: "how are you already drunk?!? it's only 3 pm, when did you start?" Me: @the.atomic.elbow TODAY TUDOAM — Save

There's "living" and then there is "showering with beer and chicken nuggets living — Save

BILL NYE THO (parody) @Bill_Nye Tho Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell — Save

"Oh boy a Large Sprite" Going to McDonalds Boss encounters in SNES JRPGS — Save

Me, singing along to Rammstein My German friend: Mmabie Amazing. Every word of what youve just sald is wrong. — Save

fakecrimepodcast sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question. — Save

YOU •YOULONT PERFEN OLO MAN FROM HIS WALKING STICK — Save

the cruel and unrelenting flow of time uneaten produce in the fridge — Save

Maya Murillo @mayainthemoment I saw a man getting ready to fight someone and he took out his airpods and gave them to his friends like they were hoops — Save

The Library Louse @TheLibraryLouse "Are you ok?" Oh my god no, but for the purposes of this conversation yes I'm fine. — Save

kb @kbnoswag Asked my uber driver how long he's been uber driving and he said "I never started" and then I laughed and then he didn't laugh & then we rode in silence for 10 minutes and then I sneezed & he said "what was that sound you just made" and I said "a sneeze" & he said "okav". 5 stars — Save

Kids kubed I° @Kids kubed 3: Mommy, I don't want dinner!! Me: I'm not making dinner, I'm making you a big snack 3: Yay! Snacks! — Save

tearlessrain Follow a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I'm used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I'm so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he'd come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess. — Save

humans are advancing — Save

@LebelJayden Waited 5 hours so I can try to get #brendanfraser to sign my conch shell with a mouth on it and he said "no thanks". Totally valid and I will never forget this experience. — Save

Emma @eawilliamson Yesterday the nurse at the CVS walk-in clinic asked me who my primary care physician was and I'm like baby I'm at the CVS walk in clinic, it is clearly you — Save

Matt Roller @rolldiggity Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it. — Save

Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais Every so often I remember that in Japan, Jersey Shore is called "Macaroni Rascals" and it fills me with great joy. — Save

Kumail Nanjiani © @kumailn "Oooooh this is my favorite part." - me every 30 seconds, watching Lord of the Rings — Save

angery foosh @teaandrobots every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk" — Save

Rebecca Mix @rebeccarmix i love when pets just make up Rules and their humans are like "oh, fine." my cat has a bedtime & he won't go to sleep until we do. every night at 10:30 he starts trying to herd us up the stairs. & now we, two grown ass humans, adhere to the bedtime of a 12 pound cat. — Save

Everything gucci with you!? It is Goodwill at best my dude — Save

i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan nothing i love more at the end of every night than crawling into my bed, exhausted, finally able to settle down and spend three more hours on my phone — Save

Is your bowl half full? You may be entitled to compensation. I don't get fed if you don't get fed. Meow now. — Save

whalefact @awhalefact whales are so heavy if you tried to use one as a hat you would die — Save

this how i been feeling on a regular basis lately — Save

as a member of the dumbass comm... @InternetHippo You don't become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool. The geezer's paradox — Save

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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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