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I Scrolled These 30 Bad Day Memes and Suddenly My Week Feels Survivable

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I have a rule that any day I say out loud is going fine immediately stops going fine. So I collect bad day memes the way other people collect lucky pennies, as proof the curse hits everyone.

Pizza on a plastic cutting board melting through the oven rack, peak bad day memes.

That pizza was ten minutes from dinner and now it’s dangling from a melted cutting board. I’ve done worse to a frozen pizza at 1 AM, so I’m not judging anybody below.

Chicken standing on a covered grill after leaving droppings all over the cover and the deck.

One star. Would perch again.

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Palm holding a black earbud missing its rubber tip, now stuck inside the owner's ear.
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Basement stairs disappearing into dark floodwater after a burst pipe filled the room.

Congratulations on the new indoor pool.

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Bad day memes classic: a bathroom mirror shattered across the tile floor by the toilet.
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Loaf pan of dark, soupy banana bread that was baked without any flour.

Banana soup, baked with total confidence.

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Tray of cookies burnt completely black, with one golden cookie held up for comparison.
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Forgotten syrup hardened into a black mass spilling over a saucepan, pure bad day memes.
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Freshly poured concrete patio covered in paw prints labeled as dog and cat tracks.

The pets each signed the work.

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Airplane emergency slide deployed onto the tarmac after a flight attendant pressed the wrong button.
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Delivery order left trapped inside a revolving door, one of the pettier bad day memes.
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Washing machine window with a red circle around a lip balm tumbling with clothes.
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Ice machine overflowing with a giant pile of ice after its door was left open.
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Bad day memes start early: first day job outfit with a busted jeans zipper.
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Komodo dragon lying across a bathroom floor beside a toilet and green trash can.

Occupied.

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Sharp stick pierced straight through the toe of a work boot, narrowly missing the foot.
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Business class meal of bright red fish and green puree, a bad day memes special.

Business class prices, gas station energy.

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Front entryway and door splattered with white plaster after construction workers left a mess.
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Halved avocado with an enormous pit taking up almost the entire inside.

All pit, no payoff.

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Whole frozen chicken jammed in a freezer door shelf, one of those bad day memes.
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iPad with a screen scorched and bubbled after being accidentally baked in an oven.

Crispy on the outside, bricked on the inside.

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Handwritten notes on an apartment wall warning not to sign the lease, roaches and leaks.
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Bad day memes in a hurry: fridge door shelf broken, eggs smashed on the floor.

Speed was achieved. Eggs were not.

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Hand holding an earbud case beside a bus floor hole circled where the earbud fell.
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Bathroom door handle pulled off in someone's hand, a bad day memes trap.

Locked in, emotionally and literally.

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Hand stained dark blue from the dye of new patterned golf gloves.
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Jug of protein powder turned into wet clumps after milk was poured in by mistake.
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Pressure cooker full of carrot stew with a wooden spoon cooked right in it.

Extra fiber, courtesy of the spoon.

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Bad day memes surprise: a spider shape molded into a protein powder lid.
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Large spider crawling inside a glass gaming computer case lit with green lights.

Finally, a bug you can actually see.

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The kitchen is clearly where good intentions go to die, and I say that as someone who once set off a smoke alarm making toast. Most of these kitchen fails share the same crime: walking away for one minute. Syrup turns into a lava sculpture, cookies go full charcoal, and somebody pressure cooked the spoon along with the soup, which is technically a more complete meal.

What gets me more are the unlucky moments nobody could have planned for. You can’t prep for a komodo dragon in the bathroom or an earbud finding the one hole in a bus floor. Half of these funny fails are user error and half are the universe getting bored, and the person who signed a lease an hour before reading the warning notes somehow managed both.

I think we share these because a bad day feels lonely right up until you see a stranger’s ruined banana bread. Suddenly it’s a club. Nobody wants to be the one who forgot the flour, but everyone is relieved to learn they aren’t the only one, and that tiny relief is worth the price of somebody else’s oven.

The oven is off. The spoon is retired. The day is almost over.

I went straight to I Thought I Could Cook Until Cooking Memes Started Describing My Dinners after this, because apparently I enjoy being called out. Funny Fails Are What Happens When Close Enough Gets Signed Off covers the disasters that happen outside the kitchen. Read them before something in your house starts beeping.

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Posted by Thunder Dungeon Staff About the author

Thunder Dungeon Staff is the byline for galleries our team makes together, led by co-founders Roy R. and Phil M. We've been curating internet humor since 2012: finding the funniest memes, pictures and posts, crediting creators wherever we can, and adding our own take. Roy or Phil reviews every post before it goes live.

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