The first frosty morning of the year always finds my ice scraper buried in the garage, so I am out there chipping at the windshield with a grocery loyalty card. Ten minutes in, I can see about a mailbox-sized patch of road. While your car warms up, here are fresh memes, a new pile every morning, and yesterday’s batch is still around if you need more. Start with a horse who gets it.
This is the most productive I will be all day.
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The loophole ministry is open for business.
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Furnace who? This guy has a bonfire and a dream.
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Gold plated and still not fixed.
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The house is taking the land back.
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They look at mine and say a little prayer.
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Someone's commute went worse than yours.
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The dog has seen enough.
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Me at last call, every single time.
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Fresh memes for a frozen windshield morning
My car is finally warm, which means I have arrived at work, which means I will now sit in the parking lot for five more minutes. For more funny pictures about the cold, try our cold weather memes or these winter memes for people who hate going outside. A new meme dump lands here tomorrow morning, scraped and ready. If one of these made you snort into your coffee, send it to the coworker who parks next to you.
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