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A Friday the 13th Meme Dump for Anyone Who Knocked on Wood Today

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Friday the 13th turns everyone who swears they are not superstitious into someone who walks around ladders and side-eyes black cats. I am that someone: I knocked on wood twice this morning, and my desk is particleboard. Fresh memes land here every day at noon, and yesterday’s meme dump made it through Thursday without a single incident. Nothing in here is cursed, mostly.

Close up of a white duck asking to come over and stare, in this meme dump.

Please do not come over.

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OK Tire sign reading when one door closes another opens, other than that it's a pretty good car.
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Microwave popcorn perfect at 3 minutes 11 seconds, then on fire at 3 minutes 12 seconds.

One second. That is the whole margin.

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Meme dump post about a dad who did not want a hot tub pigeon, shown in medieval paintings.
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Man wrapped in a foil emergency blanket when an app asks to enable location settings.

Respectfully, no, and please stop asking.

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Tweet about an unbelievable backpack to human ratio on a small kid in an airport.
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Meme dump Lord of the Rings scene about friends noticing you sneak out of a party.
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Man pushing a snowblower that trails a plank to flatten snow, labeled Canadian innovation.

Engineering degree: earned on the spot.

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Chris Fleming tweet saying hosting SNL must be like jury duty for celebrities.
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Kevin Costner on a porch, in a meme dump about rotting pumpkins beside neighbors' Christmas lights.
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Medieval sun face reading uh oh, worst person you know learned therapy words.

Boundaries, but weaponized.

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Comment saying the biggest high school bully became a psychiatrist, created demand and became the solution.
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Anime girl with a phone, about a grounded sitcom adding aliens, a meme dump favorite.
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Ginger cat close to the camera asking if you will pspsps at it if it becomes a cat.

Yes, every time, without hesitation.

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Kitten holding a toy pistol with text telling you to wash your water bottle.
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Shriveled alien creature waving, captioned about a bathroom wait while scrolling for 45 minutes.
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Meme dump tweet about a movie being too exciting, so add Pedro Pascal, with a smirking man.

Every casting meeting since 2023.

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Tweet asking whether you'd rather fight fast screaming zombies or slow relentless ones, with a joke reply.
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Post joking about Jensen Huang and Nvidia trade secrets, with a woman's selfie.
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Meme dump screenshot of a Link figure reading a note about pee pee time and poo poo time.
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Two frames of the Fairy Godmother from Shrek holding a potion bottle labeled lust.
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SpongeBob monster labeled a hungry girlfriend, and SpongeBob knowing she just needs food.
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Matrix architect calling the sixth destroyed DC cinematic universe efficient, in this meme dump.

Efficiency is its own reward.

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Goodyear sign at night with the Y half lit, about a wife taking her bra off.
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Five star Amazon review praising 72 demons in an 8 dollar book as great value.

Eleven cents a demon is a steal.

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I will confess the duck asking to come over and stare at me is the most threatening thing I have seen all week, and I have seen my own bank app this week. Twice. Funny memes like the microwave popcorn one hit hard, because I have absolutely burned a bag at three minutes and twelve seconds while standing right there. The Canadian snowblower is a genuine engineering win, and the demon book review is the best value math I have read all year, and I say that as someone who once bought a 40 pack of batteries.

The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, and the weekend version is always a little looser, a little weirder and a lot more likely to involve animals. Until then, yesterday’s classic memes are right there for the nostalgia crowd, and the free tech support edition from last Sunday still has a few hilarious memes and funny pictures worth a second look. If you made it through Friday the 13th with no broken mirrors, celebrate by sharing this with the buttons below, and maybe toss a little salt over your shoulder for luck, just in case.

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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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