Friday the 13th turns everyone who swears they are not superstitious into someone who walks around ladders and side-eyes black cats. I am that someone: I knocked on wood twice this morning, and my desk is particleboard. Fresh memes land here every day at noon, and yesterday’s meme dump made it through Thursday without a single incident. Nothing in here is cursed, mostly.
Please do not come over.
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One second. That is the whole margin.
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Respectfully, no, and please stop asking.
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Engineering degree: earned on the spot.
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Boundaries, but weaponized.
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Yes, every time, without hesitation.
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Every casting meeting since 2023.
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Efficiency is its own reward.
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Eleven cents a demon is a steal.
SaveI will confess the duck asking to come over and stare at me is the most threatening thing I have seen all week, and I have seen my own bank app this week. Twice. Funny memes like the microwave popcorn one hit hard, because I have absolutely burned a bag at three minutes and twelve seconds while standing right there. The Canadian snowblower is a genuine engineering win, and the demon book review is the best value math I have read all year, and I say that as someone who once bought a 40 pack of batteries.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, and the weekend version is always a little looser, a little weirder and a lot more likely to involve animals. Until then, yesterday’s classic memes are right there for the nostalgia crowd, and the free tech support edition from last Sunday still has a few hilarious memes and funny pictures worth a second look. If you made it through Friday the 13th with no broken mirrors, celebrate by sharing this with the buttons below, and maybe toss a little salt over your shoulder for luck, just in case.
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