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The Morning Commute: 25 Memes Today, No Employee With a Key Required

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Buying deodorant now means pressing a button and waiting for an employee with a key, like I am visiting it in prison. One of these memes shows a supermarket locking single chocolate bars in security boxes, and honestly, same energy. These are your memes today, a fresh pile every morning to follow yesterday’s batch. No key required, just start scrolling.

Scared girl turns from a TV playing Mariah Carey's Christmas video, captioned She's here

Every November, right on schedule.

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Bicycle stuck in a concrete block like a sword in stone, nicknamed Bicycalibur

I would pull it free and immediately get a flat.

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Tweet complaining that a Tesco shelf locks chocolate bars inside plastic security boxes

Dairy Milk now has better security than my bank account.

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Two pastel rice cookers pressed together like they are kissing, captioned us in love
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Tweet saying never drinking again over a list of Instagram messages marked sent and seen

Sent, seen, sent, seen, moved to another state.

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Cat wearing a white crocheted judge wig, captioned me after saying precisely instead of exactly
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Eminem on the 8 Mile set next to his famously unreadable handwritten lyrics page

My grocery lists use the same security system.

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Man lying face down on office carpet, showing how much effort is going into work
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Tweet about cute babies growing up to be a guy named Gavin at Best Buy
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Bearded wizard casting a spell called going around the room and saying a fun fact

My fun fact is that I am leaving.

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Dejected man feeling the crushing weight of being asked to hop on a call
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Tweet saying adulthood is really discovering that half your family is mentally ill
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Man wearing a white T-shirt listing a crude three-step daily routine in red letters
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Plate of chili served beside two iced cinnamon rolls, asking if they belong together

Midwest school lunches settled this decades ago.

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Text post quoting Thomas Massie mocking a Pete Hegseth speech, beside a bench press photo
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Register screen showing the legal drinking age cutoff is now a 2005 birthday

I own jeans older than this cutoff.

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Close-up of a startled man blinking slowly in a reaction meme about bedroom timing
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner talking outside, with a reply joking he knows three people
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Tweet joking that a pet cat is paying neighborhood strays with cat food for favors
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Subway GLP-1 ad with graffiti reading say no to drugs, stay fat and sexy
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Hand holding a Mango Loco energy drink in a store aisle, with a cheeky pun
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Glowing street sign reading no risk, no story against a dusky evening sky
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Woman face down on a couch while a ring light and phone record her

Content creation is just crying with better lighting.

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Man peeking from behind a door, one of the memes today about surprise relatives visiting
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Billboard of a dad and toddler hammering, zoomed in on the toddler's very risky grip

First lesson is free. The second one costs a thumb.

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Fresh memes today, no key required

That is the full daily meme dump, and I am two coffees deep and still thinking about that bike in the concrete. The Nightcap brings another round tonight, and the next morning batch shows up tomorrow before your first meeting. If you need more now, there are work memes for the commute and Christmas music memes for the people already humming. Pass this along to the coworker who keeps asking to hop on a quick call.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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